The Year According To Jacki Trew

New Years Eve!
And you know what that means - time for my annual "Last Post Of The Year".
Being that it's actually the last post of the decade, I suppose I should write some semi-nostalgic recount of the last ten years. Or "The Noughties", as they're apparently being called. And lets just talk about that for a second - The Noughties? Really? Did you guys know about this? Am I the only one who didn't? Probably. I'm usually the only one who didn't. Well, all I can say is that it sucks, because I've just learned this totally cool word, and after tomorrow I won't have any reason to use it.
Damn.
Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yeah, semi-nostalgic recount post. Well I would, but the thing is, I've already done that for another website. You'll all be able to read it in a couple of days when it's published at Bower Bird & Fox, but for now I'm just gonna treat you all to a little list of what I call Jacki Trew's Greatest Hits - The 2009 Edition.
Yeah.
Basically, I'm just plugging my own blog. I am that lame. But what can I say? It's the lazy man's way. And if 2009 has taught us anything, its that I am the lazy man that people are talking about when they say "It's the lazy man's way."
Ha.
That was funny.
That's going in there.

Anyway, enjoy.

Jacki Trew's Greatest Hits - The 2009 Edition

• The one where I talk about TV and books and Albino he-she's
• The one where I give you 10 reasons to watch Alias
• The one where I'm proud to be Australian
• The one where I threaten the Fox network
• The one where I keep seeing severed heads everywhere
• The one where I'm attacked by a microwaved chicken
• The one where I got stitches for the second time
• The one where I AM FLIPPING OUT!
• The one where Sara and Michael didn't make out
• The one where I was a 6-year-old pot head
• The one where an ant colony grew in my printer
• The one where work experience was just like watching Jaws
• The one where I invented a new flavour of pizza
• The one where 10,000 BC is the worst movie ever
• The one where I pierced my own ears
• The one with the mystery smell
• The one where I was naked at netball
• The one where T-Bag came to town
• The one where we saw Beyonce
• The one where I swore too much
• The one where Parklife was totally awesome
• The one with the Secret Catherine Blog
• The one where I started a band
• The one where I become a film critic
• The one where I thought about what I might taste like
• The one where I was a heartless robot
• The one where I got stitches for the third time
• The one with my wedding invitations
• The one where I was on holidays

And finally...

• This one, where I made a really stupid joke about being lazy. Awesome.

Happy End of 09. It's been a hell of a year.