|wow i havent blogged in ages and ages and i just thought to myself now i have to blog|
wow lots has happened indeed since i last blogged. stu quit work :( twas a very sad moment indeed. but we had a farewell
well, i had a farewell. well, i wrote 'farewell stu love jacki' on the back of a paper bag and stuck it to the bread slicer.
mmm but that was a while ago.
on a different note, this song i am listening to at the moment makes me feel unloved. alot of things make me feel unloved. ironically enough, im pretty sure that all the things that make me feel unloved are the things that people design to make others feel loved. haha funny that. i laugh at those people and their foolish ways. or perhaps it is only me that feels this way about those things. feel free to comment at any time by the way.
Things that make jacki feel unloved
haha and many more. but whatever. im too lazy to think about being loved or not loved. mmm id rather just bum around in my tinkabell pyjamas and watch movies and drink hot chocolate.
wot else has happened? oo i bort a new lipgloss w00t that was fun fun fun.
we've had netball a few times. ah our little team is so cute even wen they get frustrating and think that they are smarter than us (actually i dont really doubt that on my account). MY HAIR IS SO LONG NOW OH YES. wen the front bit grows a bit more twill be able to be tied up without the assistance of any pins. oh yes yes yes indeed.
how weird are noses?
my toenail like fell off the other day. twas quite odd indeed, and then i tried to hide it by painting the skin so it just looked like i had painted my nail but it looked quite strange...
athetics heats tomoz. wot a bludge. yes indeed.
arh i dont want to get back exams. except maths because a) i dont care how i went and b)we take sooooo long to go thru the test last year in the yearly exam we took 3 lessons to go thru the whole thing mwahaha was such a bludge.
wow this song is so cute. im not sure wut they are talking about tho
ah well i must be off. be sure to comment all you random viewers
Monday, May 09, 2005
Wednesday, April 06, 2005
|work is so much fun|
on the weekend i got my first visitors!! wow it was so fun
booyah those who visited me! booyah indeed
hahaha work was so much fun me and stu had like 10 billion wars to see who could poke the other person the most, or 'pokey fights' as we renamed it.
pokey fights are the best, even tho i suck at them majorly.
stu mopped the floor just before we had one of our pokey fights and i stacked it so badly and this old lady customer like laughed at me.
and then i made puppets (one for each of us) and stus puppet ate my puppets face.
i love work.
its so much fun
its like getting paid for doing nothing because stu does everything for me.
because im 'Little Girl'
i love work!
tis so much fun!!
Friday, April 01, 2005
home and away was so good.
on another note, i have compiled a list of questions that i dont know the answer to and im sure that if i list them on my blog, someone smarter than me (beth, krob, lauren, julia, basically our whole school, my cat, EVERYONE) will come answer them for me.
thats about it...
me and krob walked up to the bus stop at the beginning of lunch but we missed the bus (again - we've only been twice in the whole term) so we just bought hot chips and drinks and had a feast, then walked back to school and spent the whole of the last two periods bludging in the library
those people at the childrens place probably hate us now because we never come but oh well because all the babies hate us anyway.
- JessBaby - this is probably the only baby that likes us; we call it JessBaby because its taller and stronger than all the others. It always does weird stuff like stand on an upsidedown bowl for like 20 minutes.
- DeathstareBaby - this baby hates me and kiera. it has really big eyes and no hair, and kind of looks like an albino. It always gives us the biggest greasy in the world whenever we come near it.
- HugsBaby - this baby loves krob but hates me. It gave kiera a hug, and then i go 'can i have a hug' and it ran away. oh well
- ScreechBaby - this baby always screams at the randomest moments and it really hurts our ears. it hates us.
- ViolentBaby - this baby tries to hurt everyone near it (mostly me) on our last visit to the daycare centre, it slapped me on the face, pulled my hair and threw a ball at me.
well thats most of the babies, there are a few more but they are too random to mention.
too too random.
well the people at the place would probably hate us anyway because we dont play with the babies, we play with their toys
Thursday, March 31, 2005
|wow everyone can you believe camp is only in like a dillion years?|
but it is still pretty exciting especially AB-CAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ab-cab is the sexiest thing i have ever heard of (except if someone morphed andrew, orlando bloom, heathy and that really hot guy i saw at the forum together).
i love this song (attempts to dance but has to dodge the cat and ends up hanging out the window wearing only a nurses hat and a pair of ugg-boots, ignoring the familiar sounds of 'basketball boy')
have i told you about basketball boy? HE IS SO ANNOYING. I think maybe i havent told you about him.
well there is this guy who lives on my street (lets just call him Basketball Boy) and every night at like 10.30 he goes out onto the road and starts bouncing a basketball.
And so yes, 10.30 isnt that late, but by quarter to 12.....
so this one time i got really sick of it, ran to the window, opened it up, stuck my head out, and screamed 'go to bed!!!'
and i saw him look up, but he couldnt see anything, so he just looked confused, then walked away down the street, and i was like 'yes i won', and went back to sleep.
15 minutes later...
Tuesday, March 29, 2005
|Argh we havent done anything Party Of Three for a dillion years so im going to blog about all the good times we've had.|
and so many more but the oc is on in like 1 second so i must go
until next time
Monday, March 28, 2005
|allalalalala i am so very bored right now so i will tell you about something boring.|
weeeeeee in my pants it is 9.15
altho it feels like 10.15
i wonder wot i will do today, probably just sit and eat chocolate
i got my hair into a ponytail today
with the assistance of a billion clips, but still
its quite small, and resembles my dogs beard
i am so screwed, last week we had to hand in so many assesmants that i thought they were all done but now i realise i actually have like another 4 to do
actually i just looked in my diary and realise i have one due tomorow
better go fix that
Sunday, March 27, 2005
easter is fun indeed
it begins on friday:
We go to the movies: we being me, jessiebear, ceiny, mel, kc, beff, lollen
saw the ring 2: it was completely hilarious, i think it was the combination of a terrible plot, crappy special FX and those randoms in front of us that completed it. Of course my prediction of me screaming out in the middle of the movie and everyone looking/pointing/laughing at me came true (8 times to be exact) but it was fun all the same.
Then after everyone else left me ceiny and jess stayed at gloria jeans for like another 3 hours just talking and laughing at everyone else in there like that lady who called me a bitch coz i accidentally-on-purpose bumped into her and that other random who was like 'well make up your mind, are these your seats or not?' and ewwwwww that guy next to us with the HUGE face mole which was sprouting, im not kidding the hair was like longer than julias.
mmm thats about it
wow today was fun i went to the easter show with isy, madi, sara, em and anne-marie.
thats about it
EASTER SUNDAY!!!! EASTER!!!
yay today twas good i visited my Grandma and she was like 'wwooo you have no braces!' and i was like 'woo it looks like youve had braces becoz you have false teeth'
and then we had youth group which was fun we played articulate our team kicked bottom to the max, and played this other random game called mystery of the abbey or summat, and had pizza (yummy) and now i am home home home writing this blog.
wow i am so bored, im going to end this blog right NOW
Friday, March 25, 2005
|ok beff/mel/whoever else is in the band|
since you are all finding it SO incredibly hard to come up with your own name, im going to help you (again)
here are some SUITABLE band names:
Of course we have:
But u can also choose from:
or you could take some other bands name and change it around to make it different. For Example:
And so on
but of course i think you should either go with Insert Name Here or Mel and the Squares
time to blog again
for no reason really, other than it is 12.17am on a friday and i have nothing else to do.
lallalalala i hope all you fans of Jackis Most Embarrasing Moments are ready, because i have several coming up..
but more about life.
why, isnt it interesting, do all you people out there remember that day when i got the phonecall declaring my trial shift at bakers?
woohoo i have now been working there for almost three months!!!!!
and yet i still cant slice the bread very well....funny that
its also funny that on the bread slicer you cant see the sign saying 'WARNING, SERATED EDGES MAY CAUSE INJURY' until you have pressed the on button
but o well.
actually its not the bread slicer which causes me the most grief surprisingly, but the bread rack,
when i was taking the garbage down i like tried to roll it over this bump and it tipped over and fell onto my leg.
ok, you may be saying/thinking/watever its just a bread rack so wut?
ok this bread rack is solid wood and metal and weighs about 7kg on its own, plus the extra wut, about 4kg of bread i was carrying on it?
i still have the bruise
Sunday, February 06, 2005
this is so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so very very very exciting right now
ok listen closely boys and girls, because today a miracle has occured.
as in they are going to give me a job!!!!
ok ok ok ok wait wait wait a second there, ok so they havent exactly hired me yet, but i...they...it....ok, im just going to type out the phone conversation right here
Caroline: Hello, is this jacki?
Jacki: Yes, who is this?
Caroline: This is Caroline from Bakers Delight. I have your job application in front of me, Jacki
Jacki: (doing an excited dance around my room) ok...cool
Caroline:Now I was wondering if you'd like to come in for a trial shift
Jacki: Yes!!! HIRE ME!!!!
Caroline: Haha...well seeing as you are so eager, how about you come in tomorrow? Around four?
|Jacki: Ok...we're talking about bakers delight at the forum right?
Jacki: Oh kewl, because i tried to get a job at the bakers at lane cove, and they were all like 'uhhhh no' because i couldnt get there by four o clock, and i was all like 'hey, but' and they were all like 'sorry, no can do' and i was all like -
Caroline: Why dont you just come by at four. I wont actually be there because im pregnant
Jacki: (thinking - uh, i didnt ask for your life story lady, i just want you to give me lots of money so i can get a new phone, ok?) Right...
Caroline: So when you go there just ask for Susan, and she'll give you all the instructions.
Jacki: (desperately hoping 'Susan' isnt that chick who gave me the application in the first place because im pretty sure she hates me on account of the fact that every time i go there she sees me making faces at the Peach and Pumpkin Scrolls.) Ok, that sounds good. Do I need to know anything else?
Caroline: Yes, well, make sure that you arent wearing any jewellery or make-up, and bring some sneakers and white socks, and Mike and Susan will give me a full report blah blah blah
Jacki: Yeah, ok well ill be there at four o clock
Lady: Ok bye
it was so exciting and after i hung up i did a victory lap of my bedroom
and it was good
Thursday, February 03, 2005
|wow i cant believe i have resorted to this...
...for the second time...
...since like three months ago...
well yes i suppose it is time that i blogged again though i highly doubt that anyone will ever read this so i am just going to RAMBLE LIKE CRAZY BABY!!!
yes well enough rambling, thankyou very much, and now on to all the other crap that i usually talk about.
Another year of school just begun, yet nothing oh-so-impressive to happen yet, of course there are still the occasional "funniest moments of my life" -
About jobs though....lets review...............Last year in like the last month of school i was like ok i am so getting a job right now
First I tried Coles/Myer by filling out the online application - I never got a reply
Second I tried Bakers Delight in the forum - they said no
Third I tried Bakers Delight in lane cove - they said no (at this point i decided that bakers delight must be the ultimate evil)
Fourth I tried arisocrat in lane cove - they said no
Fifth I tried this random lil cafe in the village - they never called back
Sixth I tried Baskin and Robins - they said no
Seventh I tried Coles - they sent me an interview which i missed becoz i was away, so i asked them for another one and they ignored me
Eighth - sadly i went back to bakers delight in the forum out of my dispair (this was only today by the way) and they gave me and jess both applications and because of course we are THE most desirable people to hire on the planet im sure we'll both get the job, and then we'll be able to participate in many enjoyable activties such as:
and many more
well im off to dinner m'hearties
(sorry, still in pirate mode)