answer me THAT........fool

wow wow wow home and away was so good. on another note, i have compiled a list of questions that i dont know the answer to and im sure that if i list them on my blog, someone smarter than me (beth, krob, lauren, julia, basically our whole school, my cat, EVERYONE) will come answer them for me. ok first of all, im wondering, what is with old men and having hair in EXTREMELY weird places like, um, i dono, their ears???? can you wear glasses if you have no ears? if you like rent a dvd from blockbuster, and then you like get run over by a bus or something and the dvd rental time goes over, do ur relatives have to pay ur late fee for you? do stairs go up or down? why do you always say 'heads up' when you're telling someone to duck? when French people swear, do they go 'pardon my English'? is the opposite of bald 'hairful'? who was the person who first decided to milk a cow? like, seriously? who goes 'hmm, a large hairy animal, i think ill just squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out!' in that song 'she'll be coming round the mountain', who is 'she'? if forks and knives and stuff were made out of gold, would they still be called 'silverware yep... thats about it...