Thursday, March 31, 2005


wow everyone can you believe camp is only in like a dillion years?
i can

but it is still pretty exciting especially AB-CAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ab-cab is the sexiest thing i have ever heard of (except if someone morphed andrew, orlando bloom, heathy and that really hot guy i saw at the forum together).

i love this song (attempts to dance but has to dodge the cat and ends up hanging out the window wearing only a nurses hat and a pair of ugg-boots, ignoring the familiar sounds of 'basketball boy')

have i told you about basketball boy? HE IS SO ANNOYING. I think maybe i havent told you about him.
well there is this guy who lives on my street (lets just call him Basketball Boy) and every night at like 10.30 he goes out onto the road and starts bouncing a basketball.
VERY loudly
And so yes, 10.30 isnt that late, but by quarter to 12.....
so this one time i got really sick of it, ran to the window, opened it up, stuck my head out, and screamed 'go to bed!!!'
and i saw him look up, but he couldnt see anything, so he just looked confused, then walked away down the street, and i was like 'yes i won', and went back to sleep.

15 minutes later...


Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Party Of Three

Argh we havent done anything Party Of Three for a dillion years so im going to blog about all the good times we've had.

  • The time we went to Lane Cove pool and Gordo and me got chlorine in our eyes and they were like burning when we were walking around coles afterwoods.
  • The time we had the oc/friends/pizza marathon at gordos house
  • The time we went to have GJs in the forum but it was closed so we had oreos and milk
  • The time julia and gordo like threw me into the water at greenwich baths when i had all my clothes on.
  • The time gordo shouted me and julia hot chocolate at the sitting duck
  • The time we wandered the streets aimlessly for like 4 hours
  • The time we named Party of Three
  • The time we smsed gordo becoz we thought he was too cool for p03 now.
  • The time it became party of one for like 47 seconds
  • The time we used the word 'word' for like a week (word grandma, word)
  • The time we had a fantasy about the three of us working at coles, GJs and oporto
  • The time we argued about who was the hottest on the oc.
  • The time we went under-water wrestling at lane cove pool
  • The time we called it 'BC oval'
  • The time gordo rapped at the village games
  • The time we played guitar at gordos house (well, julia and gordo played, i attempted/failed)

and so many more but the oc is on in like 1 second so i must go

until next time

Monday, March 28, 2005

ho hum read all you baggies

allalalalala i am so very bored right now so i will tell you about something boring.
weeeeeee in my pants it is 9.15
altho it feels like 10.15
i wonder wot i will do today, probably just sit and eat chocolate

i got my hair into a ponytail today
with the assistance of a billion clips, but still
its quite small, and resembles my dogs beard

i am so screwed, last week we had to hand in so many assesmants that i thought they were all done but now i realise i actually have like another 4 to do
actually i just looked in my diary and realise i have one due tomorow

better go fix that

Sunday, March 27, 2005

egg indeed

easter is fun indeed
it begins on friday:
We go to the movies: we being me, jessiebear, ceiny, mel, kc, beff, lollen
saw the ring 2: it was completely hilarious, i think it was the combination of a terrible plot, crappy special FX and those randoms in front of us that completed it. Of course my prediction of me screaming out in the middle of the movie and everyone looking/pointing/laughing at me came true (8 times to be exact) but it was fun all the same.
Then after everyone else left me ceiny and jess stayed at gloria jeans for like another 3 hours just talking and laughing at everyone else in there like that lady who called me a bitch coz i accidentally-on-purpose bumped into her and that other random who was like 'well make up your mind, are these your seats or not?' and ewwwwww that guy next to us with the HUGE face mole which was sprouting, im not kidding the hair was like longer than julias.
mmm thats about it

wow today was fun i went to the easter show with isy, madi, sara, em and anne-marie.
mmmm yes
thats about it

yay today twas good i visited my Grandma and she was like 'wwooo you have no braces!' and i was like 'woo it looks like youve had braces becoz you have false teeth'

yeh anyway
and then we had youth group which was fun we played articulate our team kicked bottom to the max, and played this other random game called mystery of the abbey or summat, and had pizza (yummy) and now i am home home home writing this blog.

wow i am so bored, im going to end this blog right NOW

Friday, March 25, 2005

its all in the title

ok beff/mel/whoever else is in the band
since you are all finding it SO incredibly hard to come up with your own name, im going to help you (again)
here are some SUITABLE band names:

Of course we have:
  • Insert Name Here (which i already suggested)

But u can also choose from:
  • Mel and the Squares
  • The Haas (dyk)
  • Flashing Neon Lights
  • The Meringues
  • You Dont Spell Jacki With An E
  • no effort involved
  • ClickClackPaddyWhack
  • Barn Door
  • the chinchillas
  • Gemma and Jacki are the lords of the ribbon dance

or you could take some other bands name and change it around to make it different. For Example:

  • Good Charlotte becomes Bad Harry (actually this is a combined effort of me and julia)
  • Yellowcard -----Red Envelope
  • The Killers -----The Savers
  • Greenday-------Yellownight
  • Coldplay-------Warmstop
  • Blink 182-----Wink 241
  • The Used-----The....Fresh?
  • BlackEyedPeas-----RedMouthedBeans
  • The Beatles----The Spiders

And so on

but of course i think you should either go with Insert Name Here or Mel and the Squares

a new beginning

time to blog again
for no reason really, other than it is 12.17am on a friday and i have nothing else to do.

lallalalala i hope all you fans of Jackis Most Embarrasing Moments are ready, because i have several coming up..

but more about life.
why, isnt it interesting, do all you people out there remember that day when i got the phonecall declaring my trial shift at bakers?

woohoo i have now been working there for almost three months!!!!!
and yet i still cant slice the bread very well....funny that

its also funny that on the bread slicer you cant see the sign saying 'WARNING, SERATED EDGES MAY CAUSE INJURY' until you have pressed the on button
but o well.
actually its not the bread slicer which causes me the most grief surprisingly, but the bread rack,

when i was taking the garbage down i like tried to roll it over this bump and it tipped over and fell onto my leg.
ok, you may be saying/thinking/watever its just a bread rack so wut?

ok this bread rack is solid wood and metal and weighs about 7kg on its own, plus the extra wut, about 4kg of bread i was carrying on it?

i still have the bruise
braces off

wait thats old news