Yesterday on the bus, a woman fell asleep with her head on my shoulder.
I hate that.
Not people falling asleep on my shoulder. No, I am all about people falling asleep on my shoulder, if I know them. But if I don't, there's no way. It's creepy. It's unhygenic - I mean, I don't know who has swine flu or leprosy or dandruff or whatever. Keep your craniums to yourselves, strangers!!
Anyway, this woman got her own back; since she was asleep, she missed her stop. Eventually she woke up and noticed, and started freaking out. Gold. I'm not even going to pretend I didn't feel a tiny glimmer of satisfaction. It's kind of mean, yeah, but hey - that's what you get for trying to spread leprosy.