OHMIGOSH miss shanahan i so DID NOT ignore you this morning.
you should know by now, when i talk, i talk so loudly that it is impossible for me or anyone else to hear anyone else, so if you want me to hear anything, you have to scream it into my ear and jump up and down in front of my face.
you know, maybe, i think, maybe you didnt even say hello to me. maybe you pretended you did so you could make me feel guilty about not saying hello to you, when, come on, how many times have i screamed out at you from across the playground and had you blatantly ignore me?
its ok. i forgive you.
of course
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
"and i quote"
jackis infamous quotes of pure and simple idiocy
- "Which Lleyton Hewitt? The one that plays tennis or the one that plays basketball?"
- Kat: "My iceblock is kind of spikey" Jacki: "Maybe its the bones in it"
- Al: "Jacki, you are so impatient" Jacki: "Actually, its umpatient. Impatient isnt a word"
- "Am I famous for being a celebrity?"
- (After being told to shut up in a movie) "Yeah people, lets get some quiet in here!"
- "Whats the opposite of bald? Hairfull?"
- Jack: "Hey check it out, that girl has a mustache!" Jacki: "Where?" Jack: "Where do you think a mustache would be, dumbass"
- "Get the one with peppermint in it. Its healthier. Peppermints a fruit."
- (After seeing a yellow sunset from inside a building) "Whats that big yellow billboard?"
- (Pointing at a fountain) "How cool is that lake!"
more soon
Friday, April 28, 2006
absence of blog
julia u slacker!! ive blogged 20 times since u last blogged! yes, i counted!!
wait, make that 21 times! *gives look*
wait, make that 21 times! *gives look*
Thursday, April 27, 2006
Wtf Mate?
along with Shower Thoughts, Whats With That? and That Time I Met..., you know all have the privelage of enjoying the newest feature of my blog, Wtf Mate?
todays edition was sent from american newspaper the Chicago Tribune...heres something I bet you didnt know about old Bushy
(article below)
todays edition was sent from american newspaper the Chicago Tribune...heres something I bet you didnt know about old Bushy
(article below)
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
That Time I Met...The Grudge
jacki: iiiiiiiiits Grudgy!!!
thegrudge: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
jacki: right. so, how you doin there grudgy? or should i call you grudge? or mrs grudge...wait, ARE you a woman?
thegrudge: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
jacki: aaaaaaaaaaaaah it is then. so, aaaaaaaaaah, hows life in the old haunted house in Japan. still killing people?
thegrudge: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
jacki: thats great. good business I head, killing people. Mind if I get in on it?
thegrudge: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
jacki: thanks man, uh I mean woman, uh I mean thing. So listen, I was meaning to ask you, whats with all the killing people? I mean yeah, the first old lady looked pretty fun, but what, are you seriously going to kill everyone who goes in that house?
thegrudge: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
jacki: still angry huh? you know, they have classes for that
thegrudge: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
jacki: yeah, i know, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. got it. geez
thegrudge: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
jacki: oh my - security? SECURITY?? would someone get this freakhouse out of here?
thegrudge: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
jacki: ok, fine, calm down and you can stay.
thegrudge: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
jacki: .....huh
thegrudge: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
jacki: look, im really not......getting anything from this. Are you..are we playing charades?
thegrudge: UUuhh!! look bitch, ive been makin my creepy noise for like 6 solid minutes now. its not that easy on the old throat you know. geez. cut me some slack. I mean, first I fall in love with one of the sheens who rejects me, then my husband goes all a-track and kills me, now i have to haunt this crapheap of a house with my creepy son and some cat who doesnt even add to the story line, just runs around meowing and eating my noodles.
jacki: im...sorry?
thegrudge: sigh. ok. ive had kind of a rough day, if you could just lay down and let me suck the life out of you, thatd be great.
jacki: what??? are you kidding? sorry lady, no can do.
thegrudge: ok, fine. just come here a minute. i want to tell you a secret.
jacki: unless its how to kick the crap outta your dumb butt, i dont wanna hear about it.
thegrudge: fine. can i at least have one of those donuts over there?
jacki: sorry. staff only.
thegrudge: crap.
thegrudge: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
jacki: right. so, how you doin there grudgy? or should i call you grudge? or mrs grudge...wait, ARE you a woman?
thegrudge: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
jacki: aaaaaaaaaaaaah it is then. so, aaaaaaaaaah, hows life in the old haunted house in Japan. still killing people?
thegrudge: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
jacki: thats great. good business I head, killing people. Mind if I get in on it?
thegrudge: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
jacki: thanks man, uh I mean woman, uh I mean thing. So listen, I was meaning to ask you, whats with all the killing people? I mean yeah, the first old lady looked pretty fun, but what, are you seriously going to kill everyone who goes in that house?
thegrudge: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
jacki: still angry huh? you know, they have classes for that
thegrudge: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
jacki: yeah, i know, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. got it. geez
thegrudge: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
jacki: oh my - security? SECURITY?? would someone get this freakhouse out of here?
thegrudge: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
jacki: ok, fine, calm down and you can stay.
thegrudge: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
jacki: .....huh
thegrudge: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
jacki: look, im really not......getting anything from this. Are you..are we playing charades?
thegrudge: UUuhh!! look bitch, ive been makin my creepy noise for like 6 solid minutes now. its not that easy on the old throat you know. geez. cut me some slack. I mean, first I fall in love with one of the sheens who rejects me, then my husband goes all a-track and kills me, now i have to haunt this crapheap of a house with my creepy son and some cat who doesnt even add to the story line, just runs around meowing and eating my noodles.
jacki: im...sorry?
thegrudge: sigh. ok. ive had kind of a rough day, if you could just lay down and let me suck the life out of you, thatd be great.
jacki: what??? are you kidding? sorry lady, no can do.
thegrudge: ok, fine. just come here a minute. i want to tell you a secret.
jacki: unless its how to kick the crap outta your dumb butt, i dont wanna hear about it.
thegrudge: fine. can i at least have one of those donuts over there?
jacki: sorry. staff only.
thegrudge: crap.
pat the clone
pat is going to take over the world.
seriously. he is like a clone of everybody. julia, mark wahlberg, ryan, ben cousins, that guy i saw the other day....the list goes on.
once everyone realises that they are the same as pat, theyre going to band together with him, and it will be like an Army Of Pats and they will go around marching and shouting and whatnot, and eventually they'll cut the marching crap and all morph together into one giant pat, and for the rest of our lives we'll be forced to drink ginger beer and listen to dire straits and mow peoples lawns.
seriously. he is like a clone of everybody. julia, mark wahlberg, ryan, ben cousins, that guy i saw the other day....the list goes on.
once everyone realises that they are the same as pat, theyre going to band together with him, and it will be like an Army Of Pats and they will go around marching and shouting and whatnot, and eventually they'll cut the marching crap and all morph together into one giant pat, and for the rest of our lives we'll be forced to drink ginger beer and listen to dire straits and mow peoples lawns.
Monday, April 24, 2006
today was boring in everyway possible. except the afternoon. the morning was boring. got up. it was 10. too early. decided to go back to sleep but couldnt because cat was mauling side of face. got up. attempted to study. ate milo out of tin. felt sick. ate more milo. studied more. felt smarter. ate more milo. felt dumber. watched tv. laughed. went for walked to greenwich. ate. felt bloated. got eyebrows done. came home. made cookies. got bagged out by dad for wearing brazilian soccer jersey. had shower. blogged.
it was good
it was good
shower thoughts#5
Its common knowledge that if you butter a piece of toast and then drop it, it will always land buttered-side-down. Its also common knowledge that cats always land on their feet. So what would happen to a cat whose back has been buttered? Would it:
a) land on its feet
b) land on its back
c) land in the toaster
a) land on its feet
b) land on its back
c) land in the toaster
Sunday, April 23, 2006
Saturday, April 22, 2006
Friday, April 21, 2006
whats with that
whats with people being not allowed to walk around the streets naked? i mean, what, whats wrong with that? so people are allowed to be born naked, but we're not allowed to walk out our front door to get the paper on sunday morning without wearing clothes?? whats wrong with that??
and whats with people not giving teenagers jobs? like they say "actually we'd prefer someone with more experience". fair enough, but how are people supposed to get experience if you wont even give them a job?? soon enough we'll have a nation of jobless teenagers and no one will know how to work the new registers at Coles because all the people with experience have died without employing any teenagers.
whats with tv? seriously, whats with it?? i mean, apart from Home and Away, The OC, Laguna Beach, Making The Band, The Simpsons, Untalkative Bunny, Futurama, American Dad, Lost, Prison Break, Next Top Model, Family Guy, Scrubs, Pimp My Ride, The Ashlee Simpson Show, Hannah Montanna, Mythbusters, TRL, MTV's Beachhouse, Will and Grace, Friends, Queer Eye For The Straight Guy, Maury Povich, Jenny Jones, The Ellen Degeneres Show, The Tyra Banks Show, Australian Idol, Room Raiders, E!, Punkd, Saturday Night Live, Surf Girls, Made, Meet The Barkers, The Simple Life's 1 2 and 3, Daria, Friday Night Games, Baywatch and Blue Water High, it totally sucks.
whats with blocking people on msn? what, like, why would you do that? if you dont want to talk to someone, why would you add them? why would you do it? its just a waste of time. you add someone, you say one word to them, and then you block them. thats like, 8 seconds of your life, and you'll never get that 8 seconds back. its so lame.
whats with people in selective schools like not having to take half-yearly exams til year 11? whats with that??? arent they supposed to be the smarter half??? shouldnt they be doing all the work and becoming the important people, like the doctors and lawyers and script writers of Home and Away???
whats with some of the things people go to gaol for?? like i heard this one lady went to prison because her daughter was too fat. what, how does that make sense?? its not like this lady tied her kid to the bed and force fed her fried chicken and enchiladas for 12 and a half years, but she goes to gaol. and what does the kid do now? 12 year olds dont know how to make salad, but they do know the delivery number to pizza hut off by heart.
whats with people stalking their teachers.
whats with people making lists of stuff they dont get because they spend too much time writing lists about stuff they dont get.
and whats with people not giving teenagers jobs? like they say "actually we'd prefer someone with more experience". fair enough, but how are people supposed to get experience if you wont even give them a job?? soon enough we'll have a nation of jobless teenagers and no one will know how to work the new registers at Coles because all the people with experience have died without employing any teenagers.
whats with tv? seriously, whats with it?? i mean, apart from Home and Away, The OC, Laguna Beach, Making The Band, The Simpsons, Untalkative Bunny, Futurama, American Dad, Lost, Prison Break, Next Top Model, Family Guy, Scrubs, Pimp My Ride, The Ashlee Simpson Show, Hannah Montanna, Mythbusters, TRL, MTV's Beachhouse, Will and Grace, Friends, Queer Eye For The Straight Guy, Maury Povich, Jenny Jones, The Ellen Degeneres Show, The Tyra Banks Show, Australian Idol, Room Raiders, E!, Punkd, Saturday Night Live, Surf Girls, Made, Meet The Barkers, The Simple Life's 1 2 and 3, Daria, Friday Night Games, Baywatch and Blue Water High, it totally sucks.
whats with blocking people on msn? what, like, why would you do that? if you dont want to talk to someone, why would you add them? why would you do it? its just a waste of time. you add someone, you say one word to them, and then you block them. thats like, 8 seconds of your life, and you'll never get that 8 seconds back. its so lame.
whats with people in selective schools like not having to take half-yearly exams til year 11? whats with that??? arent they supposed to be the smarter half??? shouldnt they be doing all the work and becoming the important people, like the doctors and lawyers and script writers of Home and Away???
whats with some of the things people go to gaol for?? like i heard this one lady went to prison because her daughter was too fat. what, how does that make sense?? its not like this lady tied her kid to the bed and force fed her fried chicken and enchiladas for 12 and a half years, but she goes to gaol. and what does the kid do now? 12 year olds dont know how to make salad, but they do know the delivery number to pizza hut off by heart.
whats with people stalking their teachers.
whats with people making lists of stuff they dont get because they spend too much time writing lists about stuff they dont get.
oh-so-clumsy
ok
so just in case you werent finding my blog entertaining enough, what with the shower thoughts and crude interviews with famous people and all, heres yet another one of my embarrasing moments...
about 5 days ago i was walking home from st leonards station, so i was like walking along the highway, next to all these shiny highrise buildings, which, being all shiny and big, naturally caught my attention. so i was walking along, reading my messages, checking my hair in the reflective windows on the buildings and looking through old pictures i have on my fone, and i didnt notice that some nobhead has left a massive roadblock on the pavement. so of course, because i am a blind, clumsy fool, i fell over it headfirst and faceplanted into the curb.
if ur not getting a good enough visual, check out this clip:
http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=20
im the cat, the fence is the roadblock.
so just in case you werent finding my blog entertaining enough, what with the shower thoughts and crude interviews with famous people and all, heres yet another one of my embarrasing moments...
about 5 days ago i was walking home from st leonards station, so i was like walking along the highway, next to all these shiny highrise buildings, which, being all shiny and big, naturally caught my attention. so i was walking along, reading my messages, checking my hair in the reflective windows on the buildings and looking through old pictures i have on my fone, and i didnt notice that some nobhead has left a massive roadblock on the pavement. so of course, because i am a blind, clumsy fool, i fell over it headfirst and faceplanted into the curb.
if ur not getting a good enough visual, check out this clip:
http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=20
im the cat, the fence is the roadblock.
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
That Time I Met...Catherine Trew
note: this conversation actually happened
jacki: do we have to watch this?
catherine: yes
jacki: why its so boring
catherine: no its not. go away. if you dont want to watch it, go downstairs.
jacki: but its all dark and scary down there.
catherine: shut up
jacki: you shut up
catherine: no, you shut up.
jacki: your face
catherine: your mother
jacki: your mothers face
catherine: your uterus
jacki: your mothers uterus
catherine: what is wrong with us???
jacki: whats wrong with you??
catherine: get away from me
jacki: can i borrow your computer??? pleeeaaaasse?
catherine: no, shut up!
jacki: fine, im so not getting you a showbag.
catherine: whats your problem??? besides I can always get Danielle to get me a showbag.
jacki: fine
catherine: fine
jacki: fine
catherine: FINE
jacki: why are you so mean to me? everyone elses sisters are so nice.
catherine: oh as if they are.
jacki: ok maybe i made that up.
catherine: URGH get AWAY from me!!
jacki: you get away from me!!! YOUR NOT THE BOSS!!!
catherine: WELL NEITHER ARE YOU!!
(start slapping each other)
catherine: hey, how much do you feel like watching Titanic right now?
jacki: ok!
THE END
jacki: do we have to watch this?
catherine: yes
jacki: why its so boring
catherine: no its not. go away. if you dont want to watch it, go downstairs.
jacki: but its all dark and scary down there.
catherine: shut up
jacki: you shut up
catherine: no, you shut up.
jacki: your face
catherine: your mother
jacki: your mothers face
catherine: your uterus
jacki: your mothers uterus
catherine: what is wrong with us???
jacki: whats wrong with you??
catherine: get away from me
jacki: can i borrow your computer??? pleeeaaaasse?
catherine: no, shut up!
jacki: fine, im so not getting you a showbag.
catherine: whats your problem??? besides I can always get Danielle to get me a showbag.
jacki: fine
catherine: fine
jacki: fine
catherine: FINE
jacki: why are you so mean to me? everyone elses sisters are so nice.
catherine: oh as if they are.
jacki: ok maybe i made that up.
catherine: URGH get AWAY from me!!
jacki: you get away from me!!! YOUR NOT THE BOSS!!!
catherine: WELL NEITHER ARE YOU!!
(start slapping each other)
catherine: hey, how much do you feel like watching Titanic right now?
jacki: ok!
THE END
total sucktown
what is with people making sequal movies which are total sucko??
like scary movie 1 was the shiz
and so was scary movie 2
and so was scary movie 3
but scary movie 4 is just so not
like they used all the same jokes as in scary movie 3, which were funny the first 32 times, but when you do them again in another movie, its just like what?
like scary movie 1 was the shiz
and so was scary movie 2
and so was scary movie 3
but scary movie 4 is just so not
like they used all the same jokes as in scary movie 3, which were funny the first 32 times, but when you do them again in another movie, its just like what?
Monday, April 17, 2006
That Time I Met...Michael Jackson
jacki: so hey michael, how are things?
michael: terrible. didnt you hear? what, you stupid? are you serious?
jacki: hey, im not the one addicted to plastic surgery here.
michael: ohmygosh, how many times?? i didnt get plastic surgery!!
jacki: oh sure. so how exactly do you explain...
michael: ive told people again and again, im allergic to the sun. isnt it obvious thats why i turned white?
jacki: um, no.
michael: well, whatever.
jacki: dont you whatever me, you crazy lady.
michael: lady?? what, you calling me lady now??? what are you on?!
jacki: hey, i dont have to answer those questions. im the interviewer here. shut up!
michael: dont tell me to shut up, you freak!
jacki: dont you call me a freak, you molesterer!
michael: molesterer???? whered you pull THAT from????
jacki: isnt it obvious?
michael: no
jacki: sigh
michael: dont sigh at me. im delicate.
jacki: so michael, how are things in CRAZY town?????
michael: what??
jacki: what??
michael: WHAT??
jacki: WHAT??
michael: so hey, wanna learn the moonwalk?
jacki: sure
THE END
michael: terrible. didnt you hear? what, you stupid? are you serious?
jacki: hey, im not the one addicted to plastic surgery here.
michael: ohmygosh, how many times?? i didnt get plastic surgery!!
jacki: oh sure. so how exactly do you explain...
michael: ive told people again and again, im allergic to the sun. isnt it obvious thats why i turned white?
jacki: um, no.
michael: well, whatever.
jacki: dont you whatever me, you crazy lady.
michael: lady?? what, you calling me lady now??? what are you on?!
jacki: hey, i dont have to answer those questions. im the interviewer here. shut up!
michael: dont tell me to shut up, you freak!
jacki: dont you call me a freak, you molesterer!
michael: molesterer???? whered you pull THAT from????
jacki: isnt it obvious?
michael: no
jacki: sigh
michael: dont sigh at me. im delicate.
jacki: so michael, how are things in CRAZY town?????
michael: what??
jacki: what??
michael: WHAT??
jacki: WHAT??
michael: so hey, wanna learn the moonwalk?
jacki: sure
THE END
that time i met...
since my original idea of a script of my meeting with Jack and Rose from Titanic was such a huge success (1 comment - best ever!!), ive decided to make it a regular feature on my blog.
look out for Shower Thoughts and That Time I Met...
look out for Shower Thoughts and That Time I Met...
seven years ago
i just found something i wrote when i was nine years old:
When I grow up, by Jacki Trew
When I grow up, I want to open a hotel, work at Westfield, go and live on Neptune for three years, grow wings, and have a million parties. Also, I want to fly in Mike's jet, get my car fixed by Fraser, and get my hair cut by Lexi. I think that all these things will be easy for me. I would also like to own an endless box of white chocolate TimTams. Sometimes I fear that I will turn out to be something I dont want to be, like a model or a bus driver. Yeah, like that will ever happen.
what, have i not aged in the past seven years??? this takes the phrase forever young to a whole new level
When I grow up, by Jacki Trew
When I grow up, I want to open a hotel, work at Westfield, go and live on Neptune for three years, grow wings, and have a million parties. Also, I want to fly in Mike's jet, get my car fixed by Fraser, and get my hair cut by Lexi. I think that all these things will be easy for me. I would also like to own an endless box of white chocolate TimTams. Sometimes I fear that I will turn out to be something I dont want to be, like a model or a bus driver. Yeah, like that will ever happen.
what, have i not aged in the past seven years??? this takes the phrase forever young to a whole new level
Sunday, April 16, 2006
i meet jack and rose from Titanic
just watched titanic
and i was thinking, was i, that if i ever met jack and rose, the conversation may go something like this:
jacki: so, hi, jack and rose
jack and rose: hi. its good to be here
jack: well, not for me. actually, because im dead. didnt you see that rose? or were you too busy saving yourself???
rose: yeah, well, i would have been able to save you if you hadnt been such a weakling and died so quickly. i mean come on the water wasnt that cold.
jack: uh, like you would know
jacki: yeah, rose, i have to ask you, do you feel bad at all about hogging the entire door to yourself?
rose: hey, it wasnt my choice, i didnt exactly push jack off.
jack: yeah, well you didnt exactly help me on either.
rose: dude, what is your problem? what did i do??? aren't you supposed to love me, or something?
jacki: well rose, you did like almost get him arrested at the beginning, then you told him he was rude, then you rejected him for that loser Cal for a bit, then you almost left him alone on the sinking ship, then there was the whole hogging-the-door thing, then you let him sink into the water, and then you went and blew that guys whistle to save yourself. i mean, you could of at least saved his frozen corpse, or something.
jack: WHAT?? you did what??? thats it, from now on, i dont want you blowing anyone elses whistles except for mine.
rose: that doesnt even make sense.
jack: shut up. and by the way, whats with the whole getting married again thing. what happened to "ill love you forever jack"????
rose: hey, you're the one who made me promise to grow old and have lots of babies. i cant exactly do that with a frozen corpse.
jack: you could at least try..i mean, i would have done it for you.
jacki: ew
rose: shut up. who even are you??? where are we?
jacki: hey, you dont get to ask those questions, bitch. this is my blog we're on.
jack: yeah, leave her alone you door-hogging skank.
rose: dont you call me a skank, you, you...THIRD CLASS BOY
jack: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME????? thats it, we are so over lady. this frozen corpse isnt yours anymore.
jacki: uh, this is so twisted. im leaving.
rose: like i wanted your frozen body anyway.. i hope you know i was just using you for the thrill.
jack: whatever. its over. wheres that molly brown chick? she was HOT!
jacki: would you both get off my blog please, you're freaking people out.
jack and rose: yeah, whatever.
jacki: im serious. ive got a gun. yeah, thats right, ive got a gun
jack and rose: fine, we're leaving.
jack: geez.
THE END!!!
and i was thinking, was i, that if i ever met jack and rose, the conversation may go something like this:
jacki: so, hi, jack and rose
jack and rose: hi. its good to be here
jack: well, not for me. actually, because im dead. didnt you see that rose? or were you too busy saving yourself???
rose: yeah, well, i would have been able to save you if you hadnt been such a weakling and died so quickly. i mean come on the water wasnt that cold.
jack: uh, like you would know
jacki: yeah, rose, i have to ask you, do you feel bad at all about hogging the entire door to yourself?
rose: hey, it wasnt my choice, i didnt exactly push jack off.
jack: yeah, well you didnt exactly help me on either.
rose: dude, what is your problem? what did i do??? aren't you supposed to love me, or something?
jacki: well rose, you did like almost get him arrested at the beginning, then you told him he was rude, then you rejected him for that loser Cal for a bit, then you almost left him alone on the sinking ship, then there was the whole hogging-the-door thing, then you let him sink into the water, and then you went and blew that guys whistle to save yourself. i mean, you could of at least saved his frozen corpse, or something.
jack: WHAT?? you did what??? thats it, from now on, i dont want you blowing anyone elses whistles except for mine.
rose: that doesnt even make sense.
jack: shut up. and by the way, whats with the whole getting married again thing. what happened to "ill love you forever jack"????
rose: hey, you're the one who made me promise to grow old and have lots of babies. i cant exactly do that with a frozen corpse.
jack: you could at least try..i mean, i would have done it for you.
jacki: ew
rose: shut up. who even are you??? where are we?
jacki: hey, you dont get to ask those questions, bitch. this is my blog we're on.
jack: yeah, leave her alone you door-hogging skank.
rose: dont you call me a skank, you, you...THIRD CLASS BOY
jack: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME????? thats it, we are so over lady. this frozen corpse isnt yours anymore.
jacki: uh, this is so twisted. im leaving.
rose: like i wanted your frozen body anyway.. i hope you know i was just using you for the thrill.
jack: whatever. its over. wheres that molly brown chick? she was HOT!
jacki: would you both get off my blog please, you're freaking people out.
jack and rose: yeah, whatever.
jacki: im serious. ive got a gun. yeah, thats right, ive got a gun
jack and rose: fine, we're leaving.
jack: geez.
THE END!!!
Friday, April 14, 2006
i was too lame to think up my own post, so i stole this from
http://chunnabee.livejournal.com
Go to Wikipedia and look up your birthday (excluding the year). List three neat facts, two births, and one death in your journal, including the year.
RESULTS
10th March
3 Facts
1) in 1876, on the 10th of march, Alexander Graham Bell made the first successful telephone call by saying "Mr Watson, come here, I want to see you"
2) in 1926, on the 10th of march, the first ever book-of-the-month-club selection was produced
3) in 1977, on the 10th of march, astronomers discovered rings around Uranus
3 Births
1) 1957, 10th of march - Osama Bin Laden was born
2) 1958, 10th of march - Sharon Stone was born
3) 1940, 10th of march - Chuck Norris was born
1 Death
1) 1913, 10th of march - Harriet Tubman dies (no idea who it is, but how hot is the name)
http://chunnabee.livejournal.com
Go to Wikipedia and look up your birthday (excluding the year). List three neat facts, two births, and one death in your journal, including the year.
RESULTS
10th March
3 Facts
1) in 1876, on the 10th of march, Alexander Graham Bell made the first successful telephone call by saying "Mr Watson, come here, I want to see you"
2) in 1926, on the 10th of march, the first ever book-of-the-month-club selection was produced
3) in 1977, on the 10th of march, astronomers discovered rings around Uranus
3 Births
1) 1957, 10th of march - Osama Bin Laden was born
2) 1958, 10th of march - Sharon Stone was born
3) 1940, 10th of march - Chuck Norris was born
1 Death
1) 1913, 10th of march - Harriet Tubman dies (no idea who it is, but how hot is the name)
Thursday, April 13, 2006
shower thoughts #3
just in the shower and i was thinking...
...wow...im in....the shower
at the same time, i was thinking
can somebodys head actually explode? and if it did, like, what would come out?
apart from a brain, and some gooey stuff
like, where does the skull go?
does it explode too, and go flying off in heaps of directions and stab people in the back of the neck?
and like, what happens to the body? does it just go slump, or does it run around flailing its legs?
i heard this one time, this chicken lived for 3 months with no head.
no joke. its amazing what you can learn off the back of an asian cereal box
...wow...im in....the shower
at the same time, i was thinking
can somebodys head actually explode? and if it did, like, what would come out?
apart from a brain, and some gooey stuff
like, where does the skull go?
does it explode too, and go flying off in heaps of directions and stab people in the back of the neck?
and like, what happens to the body? does it just go slump, or does it run around flailing its legs?
i heard this one time, this chicken lived for 3 months with no head.
no joke. its amazing what you can learn off the back of an asian cereal box
READ MY BLOG YOU WENCH!!!
what is this????
what IS this???
what is with people either
a) not reading my blog or
b) reading it at not leaving comments
JUST DO IT!! DO IT!! DOOOOOO IT
before i come and maul your faces off with a rusty chainsaw!!!
what IS this???
what is with people either
a) not reading my blog or
b) reading it at not leaving comments
JUST DO IT!! DO IT!! DOOOOOO IT
before i come and maul your faces off with a rusty chainsaw!!!
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
a crazy day to match my blog
so ok
today in modern em-shaz wasnt here AGAIN so me and beff went crazy because we crave her and i was so looking forward to seeing em-shaz after the last period before modern (which was hanus hanus economics) and so i waltzed into the classroom all happy but then she WASNT THERE so i am going to stab her when she comes back and i told mr mackay that i was going to stab her so he could remind me to do so if i forgot somehow.
then just then, in dt, when i found out em-shaz has a livejournal, so i was like OHMIGOSH i so have to go read it, so i was reading it and then mrs collins comes up behind me so i downsized the window really quickly, and shes like (poking me in the back)
"what were you looking at??" and im like
"nothing" and shes like
"yes you were! it was porn wasnt it!! get rid of the porn!!" and im like
"ohmigosh i so do not have porn!! you wish i had porn so you could look at it, dont you?"
"no i dont you silly. hey, you have nail polish on!"
"dont change the subject, this is about you wanting to look at my porn! i mean, not my porn, i dont have porn! it about you wanting to look at my non-existant porn"
"just show me what it is"
"fine. FINE. its just emmys blog so you cant get me in trouble because its a TEACHERS blog which means its EDUCATIONAL. so ha"
and so on...
today in modern em-shaz wasnt here AGAIN so me and beff went crazy because we crave her and i was so looking forward to seeing em-shaz after the last period before modern (which was hanus hanus economics) and so i waltzed into the classroom all happy but then she WASNT THERE so i am going to stab her when she comes back and i told mr mackay that i was going to stab her so he could remind me to do so if i forgot somehow.
then just then, in dt, when i found out em-shaz has a livejournal, so i was like OHMIGOSH i so have to go read it, so i was reading it and then mrs collins comes up behind me so i downsized the window really quickly, and shes like (poking me in the back)
"what were you looking at??" and im like
"nothing" and shes like
"yes you were! it was porn wasnt it!! get rid of the porn!!" and im like
"ohmigosh i so do not have porn!! you wish i had porn so you could look at it, dont you?"
"no i dont you silly. hey, you have nail polish on!"
"dont change the subject, this is about you wanting to look at my porn! i mean, not my porn, i dont have porn! it about you wanting to look at my non-existant porn"
"just show me what it is"
"fine. FINE. its just emmys blog so you cant get me in trouble because its a TEACHERS blog which means its EDUCATIONAL. so ha"
and so on...
Sunday, April 09, 2006
ode to modern
once upon a time
in a land far far away
we almost died of boredom
but modern saved the day
we always sleep in english
we all hate maths alot
i want to stab miss muffin
but modern is just hot
modern is so thrilling
im so excited i can barely sit
the stuff we learn is cool too
like the middle east and all that shit
we have the coolest teacher
shes better than the rest
shed even be the coolest
if she had a hairy chest
Em-shaz teaches us so much
we always get 90% at least
the people we learn about are so cool
theodore herzl - that sexy beast
modern is the shizdog
leaving it is really tough
we never have a bad time
coz modern's so damn puff!
in a land far far away
we almost died of boredom
but modern saved the day
we always sleep in english
we all hate maths alot
i want to stab miss muffin
but modern is just hot
modern is so thrilling
im so excited i can barely sit
the stuff we learn is cool too
like the middle east and all that shit
we have the coolest teacher
shes better than the rest
shed even be the coolest
if she had a hairy chest
Em-shaz teaches us so much
we always get 90% at least
the people we learn about are so cool
theodore herzl - that sexy beast
modern is the shizdog
leaving it is really tough
we never have a bad time
coz modern's so damn puff!
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
today when i was at the bus stop, i got attacked by a spider
AGAIN
what is it with me and spiders?? why do they hate me so much? its like they have little spider meetings at night and decide which one of them is going to attack me that day. its SO annoying. its like, hello you lame annoying spiders, can you like, go and annoy someone else right now, because its so annoying when you annoy me.
like shut up.
actually what is it with me and most eewy disgusting creepy crawlies animals which serve no purpose? like apart from all the near-death experiences ive had with spiders, there was also a cockroach at the train station on monday morning which was totally pretending to be handicapped by walking really slowly in a wobbly line, but really it was probably pretending to be missing a few legs to lure me into feeling sorry for it, so i would go and give it a cuddle, then BAM it would probably kill me.
its so crazy these days.
like you think you can trust people, or cockroaches, when they say theyre handicapped but the fact is, yeah, theyre probably just trying to kill you.
what is it with things and trying to kill me? like the cockroach, or the spiders, or mrs fletcher, or all those crazy women with prams who keep trying to run me over.
i know what your thinking. youre probably thinking "whats with this crazy blog, so crazy, so paranoid, probably no one is trying to kill this crazy girl"
well you should shut up, because you're probably going to end up dead because a falsely handicapped cockroach killed you.
AGAIN
what is it with me and spiders?? why do they hate me so much? its like they have little spider meetings at night and decide which one of them is going to attack me that day. its SO annoying. its like, hello you lame annoying spiders, can you like, go and annoy someone else right now, because its so annoying when you annoy me.
like shut up.
actually what is it with me and most eewy disgusting creepy crawlies animals which serve no purpose? like apart from all the near-death experiences ive had with spiders, there was also a cockroach at the train station on monday morning which was totally pretending to be handicapped by walking really slowly in a wobbly line, but really it was probably pretending to be missing a few legs to lure me into feeling sorry for it, so i would go and give it a cuddle, then BAM it would probably kill me.
its so crazy these days.
like you think you can trust people, or cockroaches, when they say theyre handicapped but the fact is, yeah, theyre probably just trying to kill you.
what is it with things and trying to kill me? like the cockroach, or the spiders, or mrs fletcher, or all those crazy women with prams who keep trying to run me over.
i know what your thinking. youre probably thinking "whats with this crazy blog, so crazy, so paranoid, probably no one is trying to kill this crazy girl"
well you should shut up, because you're probably going to end up dead because a falsely handicapped cockroach killed you.
Saturday, April 01, 2006
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
girls week out
since miss shanahan agreed to be my best friend/life partner, i compiled a list of things that we should (AND WILL) do together:
- go to schoolies week together and stay in the star city penthouse suite
- buy at least ONE completely matching outfit
- attend a marriage counselling session
- get our names tattooed on each others butts
- dance naked around a maypole
- declare our love for each other from on top of a mountain
- get jobs together (preferably in a lingerie store)
- have a 24 hour lets-pay-out-Jess-Morton session
- stalk each other for a whole week as a personal joke
- teach a history class together and be loved by all of them!!!
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
the jacki test
how jacki are you? take our test and find out!!
Question one: The name tag on the font of your school diary reads:
a) Your full name, neat and tidy, in black biro
b) a scrawl which resembles half of your first name
c) corb-dog
Question two: You have been known to stalk teachers...true or false?
a) false!
b) who told you that?
c) honey, they dont call me "creepy eyes" for nothin!
Question three: If someone were to pay you, say, eight dollars, would you ever drink paint?
a) how dumb do you think i am?
b) ill pay you to let me drink it
Question four: Its better to be...
a) rich with unhappiness
b) poor with happiness
c) naked with custard
Question five: If tv has taught us anything, it is that:
a) you cant believe everything you hear
b) it is normal for at least three of your friends to die per week
Question six: Have you ever taken advantage of anyone?
a) isnt that illegal?
b) no, seriously, isnt it?
c) pfft, miss shanahan practically begged me to
Question seven: I'm not really much of a musical person...
a) why not?
b) ill musical your person
Question eight: Has your own mother ever payed you out?
a) like, no. We're practically best friends
b) this one time. Actually, no.
c) she keeps score
Question nine: You were upset when you got out of the shower because...
a) someone had used up all the shampoo
b) it was slippery and you fell
c) you found an old uterus in the soap dish
Question ten: Which of the following makes the most sense?
a) the subatomic particle of etc etc...
b) iron helps us play!
c) man, they were the suckiest sucks that ever sucked! did i tell you how much they sucked? it was gay. gay gay gay. dude!
Question eleven: Danced in front of the mirror with no clothes?
a) ew
b) maybe once, when i was drunk
c) clothes?
Question twelve: Life motto?
a) If it werent for the last minute, nothing would get done
b) an apple a day keeps the doctor away
c) you just heat it, then eat it!
Question thirteen: Did you ever...oh never mind
a) yes
b) yes
c) yes
Question fourteen: Your favourite part of school is...
a) lunch.
b) english. man those naps are good.
c) toilets
Question fifteen: At the end of your ideal date, you...
a) get a kiss from your crush
b) polish your new engagement ring
c) drop miss shanahan home
SCORING!!!
Mostly A's
Dont worry, you're safe:
Mostly B's
Halfway there, you sexy wench.
Mostly C's
Zip up your jacki suit
Question one: The name tag on the font of your school diary reads:
a) Your full name, neat and tidy, in black biro
b) a scrawl which resembles half of your first name
c) corb-dog
Question two: You have been known to stalk teachers...true or false?
a) false!
b) who told you that?
c) honey, they dont call me "creepy eyes" for nothin!
Question three: If someone were to pay you, say, eight dollars, would you ever drink paint?
a) how dumb do you think i am?
b) ill pay you to let me drink it
Question four: Its better to be...
a) rich with unhappiness
b) poor with happiness
c) naked with custard
Question five: If tv has taught us anything, it is that:
a) you cant believe everything you hear
b) it is normal for at least three of your friends to die per week
Question six: Have you ever taken advantage of anyone?
a) isnt that illegal?
b) no, seriously, isnt it?
c) pfft, miss shanahan practically begged me to
Question seven: I'm not really much of a musical person...
a) why not?
b) ill musical your person
Question eight: Has your own mother ever payed you out?
a) like, no. We're practically best friends
b) this one time. Actually, no.
c) she keeps score
Question nine: You were upset when you got out of the shower because...
a) someone had used up all the shampoo
b) it was slippery and you fell
c) you found an old uterus in the soap dish
Question ten: Which of the following makes the most sense?
a) the subatomic particle of etc etc...
b) iron helps us play!
c) man, they were the suckiest sucks that ever sucked! did i tell you how much they sucked? it was gay. gay gay gay. dude!
Question eleven: Danced in front of the mirror with no clothes?
a) ew
b) maybe once, when i was drunk
c) clothes?
Question twelve: Life motto?
a) If it werent for the last minute, nothing would get done
b) an apple a day keeps the doctor away
c) you just heat it, then eat it!
Question thirteen: Did you ever...oh never mind
a) yes
b) yes
c) yes
Question fourteen: Your favourite part of school is...
a) lunch.
b) english. man those naps are good.
c) toilets
Question fifteen: At the end of your ideal date, you...
a) get a kiss from your crush
b) polish your new engagement ring
c) drop miss shanahan home
SCORING!!!
Mostly A's
Dont worry, you're safe:
Mostly B's
Halfway there, you sexy wench.
Mostly C's
Zip up your jacki suit
the love test
ok so right now im in dt blogging (again)
miss shanahan if ur reading this right now (which you probably will be because ill probably make you) i love you
so im on The Spark doing random tests, so here are my results:
according to The Spark i am...
38% lazy
20% vice presidential
23% greedy
and have an iq of....oh i cant be bothered to finish this test
miss shanahan if ur reading this right now (which you probably will be because ill probably make you) i love you
so im on The Spark doing random tests, so here are my results:
according to The Spark i am...
38% lazy
20% vice presidential
23% greedy
and have an iq of....oh i cant be bothered to finish this test
Monday, March 27, 2006
the wait is over
the wait is over, its finally here:
the letter i wrote to miss shanahan during modern when i was supposed to be writing a diary entry that stated the activities of the Haganah.
Enjoy:
This is not as gay
Diary Entry - 9th March 1950
Dear Diary,
Today I found out that the term "underground organisation" doesn't actually mean that we live under the ground.
I have to say, I'm a little dissapointed. But whatever. I still have other things to keep me busy, like today, my teacher in the ways of the Haganah, Miss Hanashan, made me research The Haganah. She said I had to know more about it before I could enter the exclusive club in the Haganah, which she probably only made up so she could laugh at me and tell me to shut up whenever I asked her a question. Whatever. She never has to know that I cry myself to sleep
every night because of the way she tells me to shut up.
Anyway, I found out lots of stuff which took up lots of valuable brain space, like that the Haganah started in 1920, in particular by activists in Jerusalem and
Tel-Aviv, who formed commitees, got some weapons, and recruited volunteers. I bet Miss Hanashan really wants to take over the world. Thats probably why she started her exclusive little clique in the Haganah. I wonder if shes the only member.
I also found out that in the riots of 1929, the Haganah proved to be quite successful. Probably because Miss Hanashan was there. I secretly admire her, and the way she streaks her hair. I bet she only told us that her little sister did it incase we didnt like it, and she needed someone to blame it on. But she doesnt have to worry. We really do like it. Well, I would like it more if she didnt tell me to shut up all the time. But I bet she doesnt even mean it. She probably only tells me to shut up so that she doesnt make everyone else in the class jealous, because she really likes me the best.
Apparently in the Arab Revolt (which was in 1936 -1939), the Haganah organised special squads. They were specially trained to attack people. The Haganah was officially illegal by this time. Illegal? My mum so wouldnt be happy if she could see me right now. I bet she would be happier if the Haganah people lived under the ground.
Seriously, that would be so much cooler. I read about this place where people live under ground. It was so cool.
I wonder if Miss Hanashan lives under the ground. Probably. And if she doesnt, I bet she wishes she does.
During the time when Israel became a state, David ben-Gurion (what a cool dude) decided that Israel wasnt allowed to have any armed militia (ok, maybe not so cool after all). But the Israel Defence Forces were formed on the 26th of May (2 months after my friends birthday), 1948 (wait, like 52 years before she was actually born. Whatever), and the Haganah became the official defence force of Israel. Yeah baby! They could not have chosen a cooler defence group. And not just because Miss Hanashan is part of it.
I wonder if Miss Hanashan knows its my birthday tomorrow. Maybe as my birthday present she wont tell me to shut up. Ah, the high road. I wonder if she will put herself into a big cardboard cake and do a dance for our whole Haganah class.
Wow. I just found out that KFC supports the Klu Klux Klan. Miss Hanashan told me. She is so learned.
She knows like everything. Maybe thats why she tells me to shut up all the time. Probably. Whatever.
I only have 15 minutes left to write this diary entry. Miss Hanashan just told me. I wonder if she will read this to find out how much I found out about the Haganah. Probably not. Or if she does, she will just write "shut up" on the top in red pen as her comment.
Well, now I have to finish this diary entry and go do some more work for Miss Hanashan before she tells me to shut up again.
Dont tell anyone I secretly crave her shut ups.
Until next time my sweet diary friend.
Jacki
the letter i wrote to miss shanahan during modern when i was supposed to be writing a diary entry that stated the activities of the Haganah.
Enjoy:
This is not as gay
Diary Entry - 9th March 1950
Dear Diary,
Today I found out that the term "underground organisation" doesn't actually mean that we live under the ground.
I have to say, I'm a little dissapointed. But whatever. I still have other things to keep me busy, like today, my teacher in the ways of the Haganah, Miss Hanashan, made me research The Haganah. She said I had to know more about it before I could enter the exclusive club in the Haganah, which she probably only made up so she could laugh at me and tell me to shut up whenever I asked her a question. Whatever. She never has to know that I cry myself to sleep
every night because of the way she tells me to shut up.
Anyway, I found out lots of stuff which took up lots of valuable brain space, like that the Haganah started in 1920, in particular by activists in Jerusalem and
Tel-Aviv, who formed commitees, got some weapons, and recruited volunteers. I bet Miss Hanashan really wants to take over the world. Thats probably why she started her exclusive little clique in the Haganah. I wonder if shes the only member.
I also found out that in the riots of 1929, the Haganah proved to be quite successful. Probably because Miss Hanashan was there. I secretly admire her, and the way she streaks her hair. I bet she only told us that her little sister did it incase we didnt like it, and she needed someone to blame it on. But she doesnt have to worry. We really do like it. Well, I would like it more if she didnt tell me to shut up all the time. But I bet she doesnt even mean it. She probably only tells me to shut up so that she doesnt make everyone else in the class jealous, because she really likes me the best.
Apparently in the Arab Revolt (which was in 1936 -1939), the Haganah organised special squads. They were specially trained to attack people. The Haganah was officially illegal by this time. Illegal? My mum so wouldnt be happy if she could see me right now. I bet she would be happier if the Haganah people lived under the ground.
Seriously, that would be so much cooler. I read about this place where people live under ground. It was so cool.
I wonder if Miss Hanashan lives under the ground. Probably. And if she doesnt, I bet she wishes she does.
During the time when Israel became a state, David ben-Gurion (what a cool dude) decided that Israel wasnt allowed to have any armed militia (ok, maybe not so cool after all). But the Israel Defence Forces were formed on the 26th of May (2 months after my friends birthday), 1948 (wait, like 52 years before she was actually born. Whatever), and the Haganah became the official defence force of Israel. Yeah baby! They could not have chosen a cooler defence group. And not just because Miss Hanashan is part of it.
I wonder if Miss Hanashan knows its my birthday tomorrow. Maybe as my birthday present she wont tell me to shut up. Ah, the high road. I wonder if she will put herself into a big cardboard cake and do a dance for our whole Haganah class.
Wow. I just found out that KFC supports the Klu Klux Klan. Miss Hanashan told me. She is so learned.
She knows like everything. Maybe thats why she tells me to shut up all the time. Probably. Whatever.
I only have 15 minutes left to write this diary entry. Miss Hanashan just told me. I wonder if she will read this to find out how much I found out about the Haganah. Probably not. Or if she does, she will just write "shut up" on the top in red pen as her comment.
Well, now I have to finish this diary entry and go do some more work for Miss Hanashan before she tells me to shut up again.
Dont tell anyone I secretly crave her shut ups.
Until next time my sweet diary friend.
Jacki
Sunday, March 19, 2006
shower thoughts #2
you think you know someone, and then one day you wake up dead because they killed you.
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
mystery unsolved
so me and julia just realised that we have no idea what corpretts first name is
so we were trying to think, hmm, what could it be?
so i said to julia i said "its either something really manly like clint, or really un-manly, like jean"
so then julia looks in the school diary and found out his name starts with J
curious, very curious
so here is your mission: im going to list all the possible names he could have, u vote for which one it is and if i ever find out, ill tell yall.
so we were trying to think, hmm, what could it be?
so i said to julia i said "its either something really manly like clint, or really un-manly, like jean"
so then julia looks in the school diary and found out his name starts with J
curious, very curious
so here is your mission: im going to list all the possible names he could have, u vote for which one it is and if i ever find out, ill tell yall.
- jean
- justin
- janoni
- jeckland
- jub
- jocky
- jessheadface
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
ok, i just found out that today when i was at home (freaking out and trying to finish my modern assessmant, the whole thing of which got DELETED OFF MY COMPUTER i swear i have not nearly died so many times in 2 days, this is getting ridiculous), miss shanahan read my, ah hem, diary entry on the haganah, shall we call it? out to the whole class, much to their amusement
for those who dont have the privelage of being in our modern class, ill post it asap
for those who dont have the privelage of being in our modern class, ill post it asap
Monday, March 13, 2006
heres a little something i scored off hotmail:
add it to ur blog
1 MINUTE AGO: watching home and away
1 HOUR AGO: woo! netball! yeah!
1 DAY AGO: i finished my modern assessmant!!!
1 YEAR AGO: i was a lowly 15 yr old
I LOVE: life
I HATE: hating
I FEAR: cockroaches and rubber gloves
I FEEL: acoustic
I HIDE: behind huge sunglasses
I'VE DRIVEN: you crazy
I MISS: kiera + bubs
I NEED: to stop doing quizzes like this one
FIRSTS...
screename: jacki
piercing: ears
credit card: not yet :P
enemy: none! maybe mrs buckwalter?
big car ride: cousins wedding
LASTS...
movie seen: bringing down the house
food consumed: candy cane
phone call: madi
CD played: music of the finn brothers
drink drank: water
SHORT ANSWER:
I AM: random
I WANT: to want nothing
I ALWAYS: act before i think
I DANCE: whenever theres music
I SING: like i wish i could
I CRY: on rare occasions
I WRITE: if i must
I WIN: worlds biggest dork
I LOSE: my keys
I CONFUSE: people when i try to explain home and away
I SHOULD: change my voicemail
IN THE LAST 2 DAYS HAVE YOU...
CRIED: no
HELPED SOMEONE: yeah
GOTTEN SICK: nope
GONE TO THE MOVIES: nup
SAID I LOVE YOU: yes
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER: to miss shanahan lol
HAD A SERIOUS TALK: come on, its me
FAVORITES...
NUMBER: 3
COLOR(S): pink and yellow
DAYS: saturdays and fridays
MONTH: december and march
SONG(S): penny and me
SEASON: summer
WHO'S BED DID YOU SLEEP IN LAST NIGHT? moine
WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? purple
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR UNDIES RIGHT NOW? pink and green polkadots
DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? a doggie called oscar and a kitty called nala
WHAT'S YOUR DAD AND MOM'S MIDDLE NAME? anthony and no name
WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR BED SHEETS? yellow
HOW MUCH CASH DO YOU HAVE ON YOU RIGHT NOW? 8 dollars and 25 cents
add it to ur blog
1 MINUTE AGO: watching home and away
1 HOUR AGO: woo! netball! yeah!
1 DAY AGO: i finished my modern assessmant!!!
1 YEAR AGO: i was a lowly 15 yr old
I LOVE: life
I HATE: hating
I FEAR: cockroaches and rubber gloves
I FEEL: acoustic
I HIDE: behind huge sunglasses
I'VE DRIVEN: you crazy
I MISS: kiera + bubs
I NEED: to stop doing quizzes like this one
FIRSTS...
screename: jacki
piercing: ears
credit card: not yet :P
enemy: none! maybe mrs buckwalter?
big car ride: cousins wedding
LASTS...
movie seen: bringing down the house
food consumed: candy cane
phone call: madi
CD played: music of the finn brothers
drink drank: water
SHORT ANSWER:
I AM: random
I WANT: to want nothing
I ALWAYS: act before i think
I DANCE: whenever theres music
I SING: like i wish i could
I CRY: on rare occasions
I WRITE: if i must
I WIN: worlds biggest dork
I LOSE: my keys
I CONFUSE: people when i try to explain home and away
I SHOULD: change my voicemail
IN THE LAST 2 DAYS HAVE YOU...
CRIED: no
HELPED SOMEONE: yeah
GOTTEN SICK: nope
GONE TO THE MOVIES: nup
SAID I LOVE YOU: yes
WRITTEN A REAL LETTER: to miss shanahan lol
HAD A SERIOUS TALK: come on, its me
FAVORITES...
NUMBER: 3
COLOR(S): pink and yellow
DAYS: saturdays and fridays
MONTH: december and march
SONG(S): penny and me
SEASON: summer
WHO'S BED DID YOU SLEEP IN LAST NIGHT? moine
WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? purple
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR UNDIES RIGHT NOW? pink and green polkadots
DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? a doggie called oscar and a kitty called nala
WHAT'S YOUR DAD AND MOM'S MIDDLE NAME? anthony and no name
WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR BED SHEETS? yellow
HOW MUCH CASH DO YOU HAVE ON YOU RIGHT NOW? 8 dollars and 25 cents
how annoying
ok so here i am in dt with ellen and we are both boring ourselves to death because in case u didnt know, writing a project proposal is possibly the most boring thing on earth
this morning one of those really annoying things happened at the train station, where you're walking one way, and some other random is walking the oppposite way like really quickly, and you're not anywhere near each other, until THEY decide to change their path and totally get in YOUR way and then make a huge deal out of it by going "pfft, sigh, how rude" etc etc, even when it totally wasnt your fault
ohmigosh its so annoying
and i was like hey buddy, we were totally fine until YOU decided to be a complete buttface and get in MY way so really you should be apologizing to me.
its so annoying.
anyway you guys have to know that you're lucky im here typing to you at all because last night i was almost killed.
by a spider.
like 2 weeks ago i saw it right above our dining room table, and i said to my mum, i said "mum, please get rid of that spider" and she said "no, it wont bother you" and my dad said "actually its moved quite far since this morning, when it was at the front of the house"
IT MOVED FROM THE FRONT OF THE HOUSE TO THE LIVING ROOM IN ONE DAY???
that is so scary so i told everyone if you dont move it right now, i will probably wake up in like 2 days and it will be right above my head and i will die.
but of course everyone ignored me because i am jacki, and they all assumed it was crazy talk.
two weeks later i wake up at like 1 o clock in the morning or something to find THE SPIDER, THATS RIGHT THE VERY SAME SPIDER right above my head TRYING TO KILL ME
it practicly climbed down my throat and tried to choke me to death.
so of course i had to do something about it.
seeings as most people kill spiders with shoes, i tried to do that, but of course i couldnt actually hit it with the shoe for fear that it would jump over the shoe and onto my hand, so i resorted to cowering in the opposite corner of the room and using a combination of spraying deoderant and throwing action figures in the general direction.
20 minutes later when the spider was still alive, probably plotting to kill me/take over the world (starting with my room) i decided that i only had one thing left to resort to.
i had to go and get mummy.
and of course she was angry because a) it was one o clock in the morning and b) the spider was only about the size of a 50 cent coin (so sue me, i dont like them), but, i had to remind her, this situation would never have come about if SHE AND THE REST OF THEM had just listened to me in the very beginning.
so there
be thankful i am still alive
back to dt
jacki
this morning one of those really annoying things happened at the train station, where you're walking one way, and some other random is walking the oppposite way like really quickly, and you're not anywhere near each other, until THEY decide to change their path and totally get in YOUR way and then make a huge deal out of it by going "pfft, sigh, how rude" etc etc, even when it totally wasnt your fault
ohmigosh its so annoying
and i was like hey buddy, we were totally fine until YOU decided to be a complete buttface and get in MY way so really you should be apologizing to me.
its so annoying.
anyway you guys have to know that you're lucky im here typing to you at all because last night i was almost killed.
by a spider.
like 2 weeks ago i saw it right above our dining room table, and i said to my mum, i said "mum, please get rid of that spider" and she said "no, it wont bother you" and my dad said "actually its moved quite far since this morning, when it was at the front of the house"
IT MOVED FROM THE FRONT OF THE HOUSE TO THE LIVING ROOM IN ONE DAY???
that is so scary so i told everyone if you dont move it right now, i will probably wake up in like 2 days and it will be right above my head and i will die.
but of course everyone ignored me because i am jacki, and they all assumed it was crazy talk.
two weeks later i wake up at like 1 o clock in the morning or something to find THE SPIDER, THATS RIGHT THE VERY SAME SPIDER right above my head TRYING TO KILL ME
it practicly climbed down my throat and tried to choke me to death.
so of course i had to do something about it.
seeings as most people kill spiders with shoes, i tried to do that, but of course i couldnt actually hit it with the shoe for fear that it would jump over the shoe and onto my hand, so i resorted to cowering in the opposite corner of the room and using a combination of spraying deoderant and throwing action figures in the general direction.
20 minutes later when the spider was still alive, probably plotting to kill me/take over the world (starting with my room) i decided that i only had one thing left to resort to.
i had to go and get mummy.
and of course she was angry because a) it was one o clock in the morning and b) the spider was only about the size of a 50 cent coin (so sue me, i dont like them), but, i had to remind her, this situation would never have come about if SHE AND THE REST OF THEM had just listened to me in the very beginning.
so there
be thankful i am still alive
back to dt
jacki
Sunday, March 12, 2006
Saturday, March 11, 2006
in other words...
heres the lyrics to forever young after i attacked them with a thesaurus:
let's boogie in fashion (Lets dance in style)
let's boogie for a time (Lets dance for a while)
cloud nine can remain we're only examining the skies (Heaven can wait we're only watching the sky)
eager for the greatest but charged with the nastiest (Hoping for the best but expecting the worst)
are you gonna slump the blast or not (are you going to drop the bomb or not)
let us expire juvenile or let us exist everlastingly (let us die young or let us live forever)
dont have the authority but we never say by no means (dont have the power but we never say never)
meeting in the sandpit (sitting in the sandpit)
being is a petite expedition (life is a short trip)
music's for the gloomy chap (musics for the sad man)
can you envision when this competition is dashed (can you imagine when this race is run)
rotate our yellow faces into the sun (turn our golden faces into the sun)
admiring our influential, getting in melody (praising our leaders, getting in tune)
the music's played by the nutty male (the musics played by the mad man)
eternally immature, i want to be eternally immature (forever young, i want to be forever young)
do you truly want to survive without end, (do you really want to live forever)
eternally, eternally (forever, forever)
eternally immature, i want to be eternally immature (forever young, i want to be forever young)
do you really want to survive without end, (do you really want to live forever)
eternally, eternally (forever, forever)
let's boogie in fashion (Lets dance in style)
let's boogie for a time (Lets dance for a while)
cloud nine can remain we're only examining the skies (Heaven can wait we're only watching the sky)
eager for the greatest but charged with the nastiest (Hoping for the best but expecting the worst)
are you gonna slump the blast or not (are you going to drop the bomb or not)
let us expire juvenile or let us exist everlastingly (let us die young or let us live forever)
dont have the authority but we never say by no means (dont have the power but we never say never)
meeting in the sandpit (sitting in the sandpit)
being is a petite expedition (life is a short trip)
music's for the gloomy chap (musics for the sad man)
can you envision when this competition is dashed (can you imagine when this race is run)
rotate our yellow faces into the sun (turn our golden faces into the sun)
admiring our influential, getting in melody (praising our leaders, getting in tune)
the music's played by the nutty male (the musics played by the mad man)
eternally immature, i want to be eternally immature (forever young, i want to be forever young)
do you truly want to survive without end, (do you really want to live forever)
eternally, eternally (forever, forever)
eternally immature, i want to be eternally immature (forever young, i want to be forever young)
do you really want to survive without end, (do you really want to live forever)
eternally, eternally (forever, forever)
i miss holidays
so much more crazy crap goes on, like
so much more crazy crap goes on, like
- our christmas dinner at crows nest when we walked through that really creepy ally at like 10pm and then sat in the park and at 25 dollars worth of food from gloria jeans
- when me and madi hid in julias bed for 2 hours waiting for her to come home from the hairdressers so we could throw her a suprise welcome back from vietnam party
- that time that we all went over to jacks for a movie marathon from 11 till 11, and someone spilt coke all over the rug and we thought barb was going to kill us
- that same time at jacks, when robbie and jack told us we had to come walk the dog with them, and we could only stay at the house if we cleaned up, so we promised them we'd clean up but we ended up sitting around and talking and eating, and then robbie and jack came back and cleaned up for us
- that time at lord howe when me and julia sat in her room for like an hour taking pictures of ourselves pretending to be other people
- singing love song dedications on new years eve at two in the morning
only five weeks till the next holidays booyah baby
thats it baby
well, i did it
it took me 6 hours straight, but i finished the essay sections of both my history assessmants
booyah
it took me 6 hours straight, but i finished the essay sections of both my history assessmants
booyah
Friday, March 10, 2006
happy birthday to me
just dropped in for a quick chat before home and away
how are we all?
good day today because it was the best day of the year, also known as my birthday
wait make that second best day, becoz i like christmas better
anyway i had four parties today, one in tutor group, one in our group, one in modern and one at netball
so i feel loved
i also got three obviously heartfelt messages from jj, boo and jack.
woops i gtg, dinner and home and away (obviously at the same time because its my birthday so i get special privelages)
xoxoxo
jac
how are we all?
good day today because it was the best day of the year, also known as my birthday
wait make that second best day, becoz i like christmas better
anyway i had four parties today, one in tutor group, one in our group, one in modern and one at netball
so i feel loved
i also got three obviously heartfelt messages from jj, boo and jack.
woops i gtg, dinner and home and away (obviously at the same time because its my birthday so i get special privelages)
xoxoxo
jac
Thursday, March 09, 2006
shower thoughts #1
i was thinking today, i probably do the best thinking i do in the shower
seriously
what better a time is there to think? no place i know
so today in the shower i was thinking about people getting their arms cut off and sewn back on again
and im thinking...what if they totally messed it up and sewed your arms back on the wrong way around?
like, how annoying would that be? You'd have to like stand backwards to pick anything up. And how hard would it be to type? Or write? Or cook dinner?
stay tuned for more totally-relevent-to-your-life shower thoughts!
seriously
what better a time is there to think? no place i know
so today in the shower i was thinking about people getting their arms cut off and sewn back on again
and im thinking...what if they totally messed it up and sewed your arms back on the wrong way around?
like, how annoying would that be? You'd have to like stand backwards to pick anything up. And how hard would it be to type? Or write? Or cook dinner?
stay tuned for more totally-relevent-to-your-life shower thoughts!
ok all you crazy ladies out there OHMIGOSH get excited because this blog is back baby
even more back then arnold schwartznegger was that time he came back in terminator
so saddle up your booties because its back and its better than ever and it has a new template
this is the hottest blog right now if it were any hotter i could fry your breakfast on it
today was pretty boring apart from the fact that it was the SECOND BEST DAY OF THE YEAR EVER, WELL SO FAR ANYWAY
so i had modern which TOTALLY ROCKED because it is modern and modern totally rocks, and i was supposed to be writing a diary entry pretending i was part of the Haganah, some Jewish organisation, but i pretty much wrote a letter to miss shanahan saying that we all loved her and lots of other crazy crap and she gave me chocolate and only told me to shut up twice so that was ok
AND we didnt have maths today which was so totally cool.
and miss mitchell chased me down the hallway to tell me happy birthday for tomorrow because she wont be at school and its her birthday too! ohmigosh so cool
and then english was really boring BUT i didnt fall asleep so yay!! first time in the year!!
ohmigosh and so cool i have FOUR parties tomorrow for my birthday WOOHOO yeah party down people
miss shanahan so rocks
even more back then arnold schwartznegger was that time he came back in terminator
so saddle up your booties because its back and its better than ever and it has a new template
this is the hottest blog right now if it were any hotter i could fry your breakfast on it
today was pretty boring apart from the fact that it was the SECOND BEST DAY OF THE YEAR EVER, WELL SO FAR ANYWAY
so i had modern which TOTALLY ROCKED because it is modern and modern totally rocks, and i was supposed to be writing a diary entry pretending i was part of the Haganah, some Jewish organisation, but i pretty much wrote a letter to miss shanahan saying that we all loved her and lots of other crazy crap and she gave me chocolate and only told me to shut up twice so that was ok
AND we didnt have maths today which was so totally cool.
and miss mitchell chased me down the hallway to tell me happy birthday for tomorrow because she wont be at school and its her birthday too! ohmigosh so cool
and then english was really boring BUT i didnt fall asleep so yay!! first time in the year!!
ohmigosh and so cool i have FOUR parties tomorrow for my birthday WOOHOO yeah party down people
miss shanahan so rocks
Monday, February 06, 2006
torn
so right now im sitting in english trying to decide whether i should
a) use this blog
b) continue on with my space
c) start a new blog all together on a different provider
comments welcome to those who have any ideas on what i should do
so what to do now
apart from stare at the random picture im supposed to be studying
but i only have 8 minutes left of school so really what is the point?
bubs just found a sheet that some random in year eight wrote titled "what does miss everingham want for me this year?"
that little girl is a champion
yes, yes, mrs everingham rocks
and so does mrs sally
they all rock
except some people cough maths teacher cough
ah back to school, and it feels like we were never on holidays
at least this weekend will be good
unless everyone bails
in which case i will put buckets on their heads that are too small to remove but just big enough to allow some air in so they cant even suffocate to remove themselves from their own misery
the day will come my friends
the day will come
a) use this blog
b) continue on with my space
c) start a new blog all together on a different provider
comments welcome to those who have any ideas on what i should do
so what to do now
apart from stare at the random picture im supposed to be studying
but i only have 8 minutes left of school so really what is the point?
bubs just found a sheet that some random in year eight wrote titled "what does miss everingham want for me this year?"
that little girl is a champion
yes, yes, mrs everingham rocks
and so does mrs sally
they all rock
except some people cough maths teacher cough
ah back to school, and it feels like we were never on holidays
at least this weekend will be good
unless everyone bails
in which case i will put buckets on their heads that are too small to remove but just big enough to allow some air in so they cant even suffocate to remove themselves from their own misery
the day will come my friends
the day will come
holy crap im back
yes my faithful viewers, thats right
you thought id left you forever and ever for the comfortable and lazy ways of msn my space, but low and behold i return because im sick of my space and my old blog looked lonely
by the way, what the hell with those randoms who left those random comments on my last post?
hmm so what to do on my first day back in the land of blogspot
is it even called that anymore?
ive been away for so long
like an old man returning from nam
or vietnam
i dont know which one the war was in
until i blog next...
you thought id left you forever and ever for the comfortable and lazy ways of msn my space, but low and behold i return because im sick of my space and my old blog looked lonely
by the way, what the hell with those randoms who left those random comments on my last post?
hmm so what to do on my first day back in the land of blogspot
is it even called that anymore?
ive been away for so long
like an old man returning from nam
or vietnam
i dont know which one the war was in
until i blog next...
Monday, May 09, 2005
so much to tell you
| wow i havent blogged in ages and ages and i just thought to myself now i have to blog wow lots has happened indeed since i last blogged. stu quit work :( twas a very sad moment indeed. but we had a farewell well, i had a farewell. well, i wrote 'farewell stu love jacki' on the back of a paper bag and stuck it to the bread slicer. mmm but that was a while ago. on a different note, this song i am listening to at the moment makes me feel unloved. alot of things make me feel unloved. ironically enough, im pretty sure that all the things that make me feel unloved are the things that people design to make others feel loved. haha funny that. i laugh at those people and their foolish ways. or perhaps it is only me that feels this way about those things. feel free to comment at any time by the way. Things that make jacki feel unloved
haha and many more. but whatever. im too lazy to think about being loved or not loved. mmm id rather just bum around in my tinkabell pyjamas and watch movies and drink hot chocolate. wot else has happened? oo i bort a new lipgloss w00t that was fun fun fun. we've had netball a few times. ah our little team is so cute even wen they get frustrating and think that they are smarter than us (actually i dont really doubt that on my account). MY HAIR IS SO LONG NOW OH YES. wen the front bit grows a bit more twill be able to be tied up without the assistance of any pins. oh yes yes yes indeed. how weird are noses? my toenail like fell off the other day. twas quite odd indeed, and then i tried to hide it by painting the skin so it just looked like i had painted my nail but it looked quite strange... athetics heats tomoz. wot a bludge. yes indeed. arh i dont want to get back exams. except maths because a) i dont care how i went and b)we take sooooo long to go thru the test last year in the yearly exam we took 3 lessons to go thru the whole thing mwahaha was such a bludge. wow this song is so cute. im not sure wut they are talking about tho ah well i must be off. be sure to comment all you random viewers adios ahora |
Wednesday, April 06, 2005
i love work
| work is so much fun on the weekend i got my first visitors!! wow it was so fun booyah those who visited me! booyah indeed hahaha work was so much fun me and stu had like 10 billion wars to see who could poke the other person the most, or 'pokey fights' as we renamed it. pokey fights are the best, even tho i suck at them majorly. stu mopped the floor just before we had one of our pokey fights and i stacked it so badly and this old lady customer like laughed at me. and then i made puppets (one for each of us) and stus puppet ate my puppets face. i love work. its so much fun its like getting paid for doing nothing because stu does everything for me. because im 'Little Girl' i love work! tis so much fun!! |
Friday, April 01, 2005
answer me THAT........fool
| wow wow wow home and away was so good. on another note, i have compiled a list of questions that i dont know the answer to and im sure that if i list them on my blog, someone smarter than me (beth, krob, lauren, julia, basically our whole school, my cat, EVERYONE) will come answer them for me.
yep... thats about it... |
best friday ever
This has officially been the best friday ever
me and krob walked up to the bus stop at the beginning of lunch but we missed the bus (again - we've only been twice in the whole term) so we just bought hot chips and drinks and had a feast, then walked back to school and spent the whole of the last two periods bludging in the library
yes
yes
yes
those people at the childrens place probably hate us now because we never come but oh well because all the babies hate us anyway.
THE BABIES
me and krob walked up to the bus stop at the beginning of lunch but we missed the bus (again - we've only been twice in the whole term) so we just bought hot chips and drinks and had a feast, then walked back to school and spent the whole of the last two periods bludging in the library
yes
yes
yes
those people at the childrens place probably hate us now because we never come but oh well because all the babies hate us anyway.
THE BABIES
- JessBaby - this is probably the only baby that likes us; we call it JessBaby because its taller and stronger than all the others. It always does weird stuff like stand on an upsidedown bowl for like 20 minutes.
- DeathstareBaby - this baby hates me and kiera. it has really big eyes and no hair, and kind of looks like an albino. It always gives us the biggest greasy in the world whenever we come near it.
- HugsBaby - this baby loves krob but hates me. It gave kiera a hug, and then i go 'can i have a hug' and it ran away. oh well
- ScreechBaby - this baby always screams at the randomest moments and it really hurts our ears. it hates us.
- ViolentBaby - this baby tries to hurt everyone near it (mostly me) on our last visit to the daycare centre, it slapped me on the face, pulled my hair and threw a ball at me.
well thats most of the babies, there are a few more but they are too random to mention.
too too random.
well the people at the place would probably hate us anyway because we dont play with the babies, we play with their toys
Thursday, March 31, 2005
camp
| wow everyone can you believe camp is only in like a dillion years? i can but it is still pretty exciting especially AB-CAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ab-cab is the sexiest thing i have ever heard of (except if someone morphed andrew, orlando bloom, heathy and that really hot guy i saw at the forum together). wow wow wow i love this song (attempts to dance but has to dodge the cat and ends up hanging out the window wearing only a nurses hat and a pair of ugg-boots, ignoring the familiar sounds of 'basketball boy') oh my gosh have i told you about basketball boy? HE IS SO ANNOYING. I think maybe i havent told you about him. well there is this guy who lives on my street (lets just call him Basketball Boy) and every night at like 10.30 he goes out onto the road and starts bouncing a basketball. loudly VERY loudly And so yes, 10.30 isnt that late, but by quarter to 12..... so this one time i got really sick of it, ran to the window, opened it up, stuck my head out, and screamed 'go to bed!!!' and i saw him look up, but he couldnt see anything, so he just looked confused, then walked away down the street, and i was like 'yes i won', and went back to sleep. 15 minutes later... bounce bounce bounce AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
Tuesday, March 29, 2005
Party Of Three
Argh we havent done anything Party Of Three for a dillion years so im going to blog about all the good times we've had.
and so many more but the oc is on in like 1 second so i must go until next time |
Monday, March 28, 2005
ho hum read all you baggies
| allalalalala i am so very bored right now so i will tell you about something boring. weeeeeee in my pants it is 9.15 altho it feels like 10.15 i wonder wot i will do today, probably just sit and eat chocolate i got my hair into a ponytail today with the assistance of a billion clips, but still its quite small, and resembles my dogs beard watever i am so screwed, last week we had to hand in so many assesmants that i thought they were all done but now i realise i actually have like another 4 to do actually i just looked in my diary and realise i have one due tomorow woops better go fix that |
Sunday, March 27, 2005
egg indeed
| wow wow wow easter is fun indeed it begins on friday: GOOD FRIDAY We go to the movies: we being me, jessiebear, ceiny, mel, kc, beff, lollen saw the ring 2: it was completely hilarious, i think it was the combination of a terrible plot, crappy special FX and those randoms in front of us that completed it. Of course my prediction of me screaming out in the middle of the movie and everyone looking/pointing/laughing at me came true (8 times to be exact) but it was fun all the same. Then after everyone else left me ceiny and jess stayed at gloria jeans for like another 3 hours just talking and laughing at everyone else in there like that lady who called me a bitch coz i accidentally-on-purpose bumped into her and that other random who was like 'well make up your mind, are these your seats or not?' and ewwwwww that guy next to us with the HUGE face mole which was sprouting, im not kidding the hair was like longer than julias. mmm thats about it EASTER SATURDAY wow today was fun i went to the easter show with isy, madi, sara, em and anne-marie. mmmm yes thats about it EASTER SUNDAY!!!! EASTER!!! yay today twas good i visited my Grandma and she was like 'wwooo you have no braces!' and i was like 'woo it looks like youve had braces becoz you have false teeth' yeh anyway and then we had youth group which was fun we played articulate our team kicked bottom to the max, and played this other random game called mystery of the abbey or summat, and had pizza (yummy) and now i am home home home writing this blog. wow i am so bored, im going to end this blog right NOW |
Friday, March 25, 2005
its all in the title
| ok beff/mel/whoever else is in the band since you are all finding it SO incredibly hard to come up with your own name, im going to help you (again) here are some SUITABLE band names: Of course we have:
But u can also choose from:
or you could take some other bands name and change it around to make it different. For Example:
And so on
but of course i think you should either go with Insert Name Here or Mel and the Squares |
a new beginning
| hmmm time to blog again for no reason really, other than it is 12.17am on a friday and i have nothing else to do. lallalalala i hope all you fans of Jackis Most Embarrasing Moments are ready, because i have several coming up.. but more about life. why, isnt it interesting, do all you people out there remember that day when i got the phonecall declaring my trial shift at bakers? woohoo i have now been working there for almost three months!!!!! and yet i still cant slice the bread very well....funny that its also funny that on the bread slicer you cant see the sign saying 'WARNING, SERATED EDGES MAY CAUSE INJURY' until you have pressed the on button but o well. actually its not the bread slicer which causes me the most grief surprisingly, but the bread rack, when i was taking the garbage down i like tried to roll it over this bump and it tipped over and fell onto my leg. ok, you may be saying/thinking/watever its just a bread rack so wut? ok this bread rack is solid wood and metal and weighs about 7kg on its own, plus the extra wut, about 4kg of bread i was carrying on it? i still have the bruise |
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