Wednesday, March 29, 2006

girls week out

since miss shanahan agreed to be my best friend/life partner, i compiled a list of things that we should (AND WILL) do together:
  • go to schoolies week together and stay in the star city penthouse suite
  • buy at least ONE completely matching outfit
  • attend a marriage counselling session
  • get our names tattooed on each others butts
  • dance naked around a maypole
  • declare our love for each other from on top of a mountain
  • get jobs together (preferably in a lingerie store)
  • have a 24 hour lets-pay-out-Jess-Morton session
  • stalk each other for a whole week as a personal joke
  • teach a history class together and be loved by all of them!!!

3 comments:

Jacki Trew... said...

oooh me so horny, me love you long time!!!

Anonymous said...

jacki you are so hilarious where do you come up with this stuff?

Anonymous said...

i know jacki, where DOES this funny crap come from?!!

gem and i decided that the people who do modern AND ancient MUST go on an overseas excursion with the emshaz.

so puff.