Thursday, March 09, 2006

shower thoughts #1

i was thinking today, i probably do the best thinking i do in the shower
seriously
what better a time is there to think? no place i know
so today in the shower i was thinking about people getting their arms cut off and sewn back on again
and im thinking...what if they totally messed it up and sewed your arms back on the wrong way around?
like, how annoying would that be? You'd have to like stand backwards to pick anything up. And how hard would it be to type? Or write? Or cook dinner?
stay tuned for more totally-relevent-to-your-life shower thoughts!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

a) i was watching maurie povich and this little girl has no arms or legs so she has to roll everywhere. i saw the hilarity. but anyways to write and stuff she wrote with her toes. thinking about it further, she did almost everything with her toes. ive just realised something. she didnt exacly hav legs she had little toes the grew out of a 3 inch stump leg. kinda gros but she captured the audience and by the end i was like "Roll amry ROOLLLLL"

Anonymous said...

*gross *mary

Anonymous said...

b) i no this guy who accidently shot himself in the arm and so they got some skin from his shin and put it on his shoulder (where he was hit) and then in a few weeks he started growing hair from his shoulder.
wat were we talking about again?
luv casey