Tuesday, April 04, 2006

today when i was at the bus stop, i got attacked by a spider
AGAIN
what is it with me and spiders?? why do they hate me so much? its like they have little spider meetings at night and decide which one of them is going to attack me that day. its SO annoying. its like, hello you lame annoying spiders, can you like, go and annoy someone else right now, because its so annoying when you annoy me.
like shut up.
actually what is it with me and most eewy disgusting creepy crawlies animals which serve no purpose? like apart from all the near-death experiences ive had with spiders, there was also a cockroach at the train station on monday morning which was totally pretending to be handicapped by walking really slowly in a wobbly line, but really it was probably pretending to be missing a few legs to lure me into feeling sorry for it, so i would go and give it a cuddle, then BAM it would probably kill me.

its so crazy these days.
like you think you can trust people, or cockroaches, when they say theyre handicapped but the fact is, yeah, theyre probably just trying to kill you.
what is it with things and trying to kill me? like the cockroach, or the spiders, or mrs fletcher, or all those crazy women with prams who keep trying to run me over.

i know what your thinking. youre probably thinking "whats with this crazy blog, so crazy, so paranoid, probably no one is trying to kill this crazy girl"
well you should shut up, because you're probably going to end up dead because a falsely handicapped cockroach killed you.

13 comments:

Julia Ba Gulia said...

HELLO I dont think that you can claim that a spider has attacked you, ok so you saw a spider in you room....OK TRY HAVING A SPIDER IN YOUR DRESS NEAR YOUR UNDIES TWICE!! AND THEN ONE IN YOUR SHOE AND TWO IN YOU SHOWER AND ONE NEAR THE VERY BED YOU SLEEP ON AND ALSO ONE BEHIND THE CLOCK AND BEHIND THE TV YOU DONT KNOW WHAT SPIDER ATTACK IS REALLY LIKE!!!!! wuss....

Jacki said...

i am so not a wuss, THERE WAS ONE RIGHT NEAR MY BED U ASSMUNCH
and also im more scared of them then you are so im allowed to say that it attacked me so there

Julia Ba Gulia said...

You are not more afraid, how would you know, IM terrified because I have had more encounters, please jacki please..

Jacki said...

pfft, you can SO not say you are as afraid as i am just because you have lots of encounters with something doesnt mean you have a phobia of it, besides if you were as scared as i am of spiders and you had as many encounters as you say you have you would be dead by now

Julia Ba Gulia said...

Well i do have a phobia, i have to check my shoes everytime i put my foot in them because of that incident 5 years ago!! 5 years if thats not a phobia and also why would i be dead by now i mean they dont bite me or kill me yes i do like almost die with freight but you wouldnt die because of it i mean come on

Jacki said...

you are so not as afraid, im the one whos like "im going to die it looked at me" and your like "pfft so immature, its only a spider"

Julia Ba Gulia said...

OK so maybe your more afraid but that doesnt mean that they are attacking you more then me ok. THey are not after you they are after me!!! For example all those times they tried to kill me I think my fear of attack is more valid like jsut then when a roach just fell on my couch next to me....argh

Jacki said...

i never said they attacked me more than you, i just said they attacked me and you said that they didnt
so graval at my feet
i mean grovel
then we can go get attacked together and probably end up in some cockroach farm dead

Julia Ba Gulia said...

NO! you said they are trying to get you
there is no way that is the case

Jacki said...

just because they attack you alot doesnt mean they dont attack me too!!!
there was a cockroach on my hand once!! MY HAND
and there was a spider near my head on my bed IF you dont remember!

Janey said...

*pisses herself*

Julia Ba Gulia said...

pfft a spider near you bed it was like a daddy long legs mine was a huntsman! pfft daddy long legs

Jacki said...

um excuse me it was NOT a daddy long legs it was a hunsman too!
pfft!! you are not the ian hutton of spiders!! ian hutton is!!