First, you should know that while in the bathroom just now I had probably the best Shower Thought I have ever had. Witty. Intelligent. Insightful. Thought-provoking.
But then I forgot it.
Man, I've really gotta cut down on all the weed-smoking I do*.
Anyway, that's why you're getting this second-rate Shower Thought: In Twilight, how come Bella's looks completely change when she becomes a vampire, yet in all the flashbacks, Edward still looks like Edward?
I know it's stupid. Still, I'd like to know. If you have time, I'd also like a pony and a trillion dollars. That is all.
*I'm kidding Mum. Seriously, I'm kidding. It's meth, not weed - you know that.