Friday, July 07, 2006

marge trew

and i kid you not.
today.
in coles.
we were looking at the new simpsons enviro bags. you know, the ones that are like the green coles bags, except they are yellow and have a picture of a simpsons character on them?
well my mum (who i get bagged out for, because im constantly doing impersonations of her that sound like marge simpson) looks straight at the bag that has a picture of marge on it, and goes (and i quote):
"hey look! its me!"
and buys it.

i tell you, im not the only odd one in this family

10 comments:

Julia Ba Gulia said...

Jacki thats a bit stupid because clearly the only reason she did that is that she knows you do the marge impersonation, so obviously she doesnt actually think shes like marge more that she wanted to amuse our easily entertained minds

Jacki said...

no no no shut up because she totally thinks shes marge, because she loves marge and aspires to be like marge and she told me that

because shes my mummy

Julia Ba Gulia said...

whatever like she told you that and like she has a tattoo of marge on her butt, i dont want to say it but i might even call you a lier and a cheat!

Jacki said...

um i think NOT because she is the one with a picture of marge in her wallet and a shrine to marge on her wall

Jacki said...

AND when she gets out of the shower she puts the blue towel on her head and twists it up all high and wears a green dress

Julia Ba Gulia said...

LIER LIER AND CHEAT ALL LIES and one day im going to come over and punish you by cutting your hair like lisa simpsons since you are MARGES daughter

Jacki said...

i AM marges daughter
PLUS the thing where my mum says she doesnt think she is like marge and only does it to humour us is a front and i would know because i can see her at home where the real jane trew comes out.

plus i have to have gotten my crazy habits from somewhere

Jacki said...

and you spelt liar wrong

Julia Ba Gulia said...

whatever i dont beleive you and why are you so into proving that your mum is like marge simpson to prove that all your impersonations of her are true! but they are not silly head im goign to go to bed lol and dream of ways to beat you in comment wars

Jacki said...

mwaaahaha
but you will never win because i am queen of comment wars and my mum IS like marge simpson and you love it! every minute of it!