Thursday, August 03, 2006

shakespeare in love

i have never felt so violated as when i watched that shakespeare in love movie yesterday in extension.
seriously.
like every second scene is sex. and when there isnt sex, you can TOTALLY tell that EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER is thinking about when theyre going to have sex next, and who it will be with.
how dirty.
so dirty.
how dirty are all the english teachers.
i swear its all they think about. all of our teachers actually.
i mean think about it.
room with a view, inspector rex, and now this???
is this some sort of plot to turn us all into prostis? or do they just enjoy seeing us (well, ok, me) screaming in fear at the sight of some old man getting it on with a 17th century whore.

4 comments:

Janey said...

personally i think shakespeare has quite a hot back.

hoho....bring on the sex!!!

Julia Ba Gulia said...

we watched inspector rex in German fool...

Beth said...

what i think is the worst bout that shakespeare movie is that the nurse was like sitting outside their room while they were having sex and like getting turned on. jacki and i were like screaming so mrs qwuhidunf and mrs wells like mauled our faces off cause we were being "immature"
watev. :P

Jacki said...

um julia IT IS YOU WHO IS THE FOOL BECAUSE ACTUALLY I SAID:
whats with ALL the teachers actually
AND THEN THE THING ABOUT INSPECTOR REX.
SO BAKE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO BECAUSE I AM COMING TO MAUL YOUR FRIKIN FACE