pfft, old people

i mean.
parents.
come on.
werent they ever young?? dont they remember what its like to go to school, or have a social life, or bend over without breaking a rib?
like my mum (more commonly known as marge)
seriously. whats with her and not liking me having my door closed. IM JUST DOING MY HOMEWORK.
DOES SHE REALLY WANT ME TO FAIL THE HSC AND END UP A HOBO ON THE STREET LIKE MISCHA BARTON AFTER SHE QUIT THE OC!???

she like knocks on the door and im like "oh mummy im just working diligently like i do in modern"
and shes like "BAISYYYYYY!! IM RESPECTING YOUR PRIVACY AS A TEENAGER BY KNOCKING, BUT EXERTING MY AUTHORITY AS YOUR PARENT BY COMING IN ANYWAAAAAY!!" and then practically bashes down the door with her vaccuum cleaner or something.