Caffeine & Cynicism

OHMIGOSH i just realised i have so totally forgotten to blog about how crappy my sister is at arguing.
and seriously.
julia can testify to this.

so the first time we were arguing it was about sport...
catherine: so anyway i have training this afternoon
julia: oh what training?
catherine: um, hockey. gosh how could u not know that?
jacki: well we dont do school sport
julia: yeah so we dont know much about it
catherine: but dont you know anything? like dont you know that hockey is on the same term as netball? i mean, you guys do netball!
julia: yeah but we dont do it with the school
jacki: yeah we're in a different competition
catherine: but wait, shut up! dont you listen in assembly?
jacki and julia: um, no
catherine: but dont you have friends who do school sport?
jacki: well yeah.
julia: but none of them do hockey
catherine: well then its your problem
jacki: but you're the one who has a problem with us not knowing
catherine: ohmigosh i so totally do not! what are you even talking about?
jacki and julia: (giving each other confused looks)

then catherine asked me about something in my maths book which she had borrowed from me...
catherine: hey, what chapter are you guys up to in maths?
jacki: um, ten. i think
catherine: ok (pause). So what does this mean?
jacki: I dont know
catherine: well, its in chapter six. if you're up to chapter ten, you should know it.
jacki: well maybe we didnt do it. or maybe I didnt do it, remember I havent been in general maths the whole time.
catherine: yeah but havent you caught up?!
jacki: well, a little, but i have more important things to do, like modern (that one was for you emmy ;))
catherine: um, well then you suck
jacki: excuse me. if you're in year 12, then shouldnt you know it anyway? thats year 11 work
catherine: um, shut up, no i shouldnt know it because i wasnt in general maths the whole time either you know!
jacki: well you've been in it for longer than me. and if you're so concerned with people catching up on their work, shouldnt you have caught up on yours too?
catherine: um, shut up! its totally different for me anyway.
jacki: sigh

then this most recent one when catherine wanted to watch It Takes Two...
jacki: (watching It Takes Two) This show sucks! (Changes channel)
catherine: Ohmigosh, i was so watching that. (Unplugs the foxtel and changes the channel on the wrong remote so that an extremely fuzzy image of It Takes Two comes up on the screen and im unable to change the channel)
jacki: Um. If you want to watch it that badly..
catherine: shut up!
jacki: If you want to watch it that badly, just plug the foxtel back in and ill change it back to channel 7
catherine: Um. no
jacki: But dont you want to watch It Takes Two?
catherine: I am.
jacki: But dont you want the image to be clear not all fuzzy like that?
catherine: No, i like it like this.
jacki: But...
catherine: shut up!
jacki: Dont you realise how much of an idiot you are?
catherine: Dont you have anything better to do with your time?
jacki: Dont you?
catherine: no i dont!

OHMIGOSH
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OHMIGOSH!