In other news, I have decided to try my hand at writing book. Again. If you have known me for a while, you will know that I tried this once before, back when I was around 19 years old and not nearly as hilarious* as I am now.
*Here meaning: foolish, desperate for cash.
Unlike my last attempt, I'm convinced this is what will make me my first million. 100%. Kind of. I mean, a bit. The same way I was convinced it was me who came up with the idea for vending machines that dispense clean underwear. Pretty much, I am just pretending to be an author until my brain finally kicks into adult mode and tells me what I actually want to do with my life. Anyway, give me your thoughts - would you pay upwards of $15.95 for a couple hundred pages with my name on the front cover? Here is a potential mock-up to get you in the mood:
1 comment:
I would buy it in a heartbeat Jacki - way too funny to miss!
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