Caffeine & Cynicism

You guys, I only just got back from my 10 days at Lord Howe, and there's so much to tell you and show you and dictate to you, and I can't wait to do it so we can all laugh our asses off together...but right now I gotta go to netball.

Here's a little preview to tide you over:

• Dolphin rape
• Eric Bana
• Pictionary wars
• A surprise engagement
• My dad dressing up as Nicole Kidman

Oh yes. Are you hooked? More coming soon. Oh, but here's something I just couldn't bear to leave until later: WHY?!