Oh my gosh you guys, I am excited. And not just because I just found a whole packet of Tim Tams in the pantry. That's a large part of it, but there's more:
There's this new show on the E! Channel called Bank of Hollywood, where a whole bunch of crazy people get up and talk about the crazy stuff they wanna do, and some of them get chosen by this panel of 'Hollywood alumni' (I think one of them is Tori Spelling's mum - what the hell?), anyway, whoever is chosen gets the money to do whatever they want.
Ummm, HOLY CRAP! Is this not the greatest thing that television has ever produced? Ever?! I'd say it is, except for Prison Break, and that one episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians where Kris accidentally-on-purpose puts viagra in her son's coffee and he ends up in the emergency room having his erection deflated.
That was the greatest thing that television has ever produced. But this Bank of Hollywood business is a close second.