Man, its freaking cold right now!! What happened to warm weather? Huh? What happened to it? That is my question to you. WHAT HAPPENED to warm weather?
You don't have to answer that.
Ok, so I just watched Jaws. And, umm, when I say "I just watched Jaws", what I really mean is "I watched Jaws a couple of days ago and couldn't be bothered to blog about it until now". But whatever.
I'm guessing most of you have seen Jaws. I mean, its pretty famous, right? Pretty well-known? Lets be frank, who hasn't seen Jaws? Am I right? I'm right.
Because I know one person who hasn't seen it - ME!
Until the other day, that is.
Wow I just realised how ridiculous I sound. Well, whatever.
Anyway I have to say, Jaws is probably one of the best movies I've ever seen. Ever. Maybe not THE best, but top 20 for sure. Alright maybe not top 20. Top 50.
Well...maybe top 100.
Ok you know what, it's actually not that good. But it is pretty hilarious. I love the shark. I love it so much. It's so fake, there's no scare factor. No, in fact, its the opposite of scary. It's kind of...cute. I felt like, for half the movie, all I wanted to do was give it a cuddle.
In conclusion, Jaws...well, when you first think about it, it's awesome, then the more you think about it, it's not that great...then you think about it some more, and it becomes awesome again.
So thanks, Steven Spielberg. And give me a call some time.