Today I was trying to figure out why everyone hates Tom Cruise.
And then I thought, maybe not everyone hates Tom Cruise. I mean. Top Gun is a great movie, right? Maybe there's something wrong with me that I have this thing where I think that everyone hates Tom Cruise, except they dont, and thats why people look at me weirdly everytime I make fun of him.
So then I got a bit confused, and decided I needed some help, so I went to ask my mum. This is how the conversation went:
Me: What are your thoughts on Tom Cruise?
Mum: Tom Cruise is a dick.
I love my mum.