Boyfriend: How come even though the bathroom is the room you spend the least amount of time in, it's always the dirtiest in the house?
Me: Huh. I really don't know.
LIE.Here is the reason: It's because I am the kind of idiot who drains a can of tuna over the vanity since I'm too lazy to walk the extra 8 feet to the kitchen. Don't ask me what I was doing with a can of tuna in the bathroom. Honestly, I think we should all be more concerned with the fact that I'm using my camera phone to take photos of a mans deodorant can while sitting on the toilet.