Jacki: (Presenting Celyna, my college teacher, with a half finished corset-bra) Celyna! What do you think? Do you like it? Do you love it? Are you going to wear it to your wedding?
Celyna: (Looking faintly disturbed) It's good. But no, I don't think so.
Jacki: Oh. Well, can I wear it to your wedding?
Celyna: Jacki, you aren't invited to my wedding (Walks away)
Jacki: Well. That sucks for me.