shut up

so apparently i got home and saw on the news that there was a tsunami warning for most of today?
ok
wait
WHAT?
THERE WAS A TSUNAMI WARNING FOR MOST OF TODAY?
today
TODAY
FOR SYDNEY
TSUNAMI
WARNING
TODAY
SYDNEY
while we were at school
oh dont bother to tell the children. the future generations. the future leaders of this country. the future wifes of ewan mcgregor and hugh jackman.
future wife of ewan and hugh. whatever
so anyway i was so annoyed about that that i didnt even realise what i should actually be really annoyed about which is the fact that IT IS SO FREAKING HARD TO TYPE TSUNAMI.
which i just realised like 3 minutes ago when i was talking to gemma and telling her about the tsunami warning.
and which i confirmed 2 seconds ago when i tried to type 'tsunami warning' and it took me like 4 tries to get it right.
ok
WHO INVENTED THE WORD TSUNAMI?
because whoever it is, im going to smack your bottom so hard it will cause a tsa...a tsom...a sudfb...a tidal wave.
in sydney
and we will be notified WHEN THE WARNING IS ACTUALLY STILL IN PLACE.
and the teenage mutant ninja turtles will save us all.
and maybe that guy from 300 too. he seems kind of ripped.
in an old man kind of way.

whatever. whats really important is that jimi, if you're there, harness all that stalking energy you put towards me, and direct it all towards finding out who invented the word tsunami, and then bringing them to me so that i can slap them silly.