Scene: Dad and I are sitting on the couch watching a TV commercial for the 'Genie Bra'.
Dad: Okay, wow. I'll take three.
Me: You'll take three of what?
Dad: Three Genie Bras.
Dad: They look great!
Me: I'm glad you brought this up. No, they're not great. They're ugly and pointless and expensive.
Dad: How much?
Me: Like 80 bucks each!
Dad: But...look at them! So versatile! You can use it as a sports bra, a normal bra, a training bra...
Me: Dad do you even know what a training bra is?
Dad: I think so. Do you girls wear training bras?
Me: Dad, I'm 21. We're past the 'training' stage. I play for the All Stars now.
Me: Oh my God.