Happy Birthday Catherine! 22 Years Young!

Well well well, what have we here?

Long time no blog, my friends.

Long.

Time.

No.

Blog.

So, is it just me, or is this 'election' mess fast becoming the most annoying news topic on the planet? Julia Gillard, Tony Abbott, Jacki Trew...who cares? Just pick one already! I'm kidding about the Jacki Trew part of course. No, I am not in the running to become the next Prime Minister of Australia. Not this year, anyway. But come 2013...

What really bugs me about the whole situation is that this was the first time I'd voted. Like, ever. And sure, I had no idea what I was doing and thus may or may not have spend an extra seven minutes in the poll booth trying to decide whether voting for the Communist Party as a joke was actually funny or just plain stupid, but still. If there's a worse way to lose your Voting Virginity than this, I don't know about it.

Right. Well, that's about all I've got to say for tonight, except for that I'm watching the third Lord Of The Rings movie right now, and boy is Gollum/Smeagol a total asshole or what? There's only one bigger asshole than Gollum in this movie, and that's the giant cave-dwelling spider who tries to eat Frodo. Then again, maybe not. After all, it's a giant fucking spider that lives in a cave. If it didn't try to eat someone, it'd just be weird.

Speaking of giant fucking spiders who live in caves, it's my big sister Catherine's birthday today. I'll write more late, but for now I'll leave it at Happy Birthday, Catherine! 22 years young! May your cave remain comfortable and your fangs venemous. And please don't eat me.