Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Men Are From Mars, Women Are Confused

Jacki: So you got a new laptop.
Navy Man: Yep.
Jacki: That's pretty fancy.
Navy Man: Yep.
Jacki: What's her name?
Navy Man: Wha...I don't know.
Jacki: You mean you're not going to name her?
Navy Man: Why would I?
Jacki: So you have something to yell out when she malfunctions, of course.
Navy Man: I'll just call her 'Navy Man's PC' - that way she's mine, and she can't cheat on me.
Jacki: Oh, she wouldn't cheat on you. She loves you.
Navy Man: Yeah, plus she's a filthy whore that no other man would take.

(pause)

Jacki: Okay, I was using the computer as a metaphor for, you know, me. Please tell me you weren't.

7 comments:

esthermelvin said...

你不能決定生命的長度,但你可以控制它的寬度..................................................................

蔡曼鄭美玉屏 said...

生存乃是不斷地在內心與靈魂交戰;寫作是坐著審判自己。..................................................

凡柯柯豐柯柯柯 said...

知識可以傳授,智慧卻不行。每個人必須成為他自己。. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

王辛江淑萍康 said...

辛苦了!祝你愈來愈好!............................................................

Gem said...

i think you're in with the asian crowd...

Jacki Trew... said...

Oh, I always have been.

Janey said...

Blame Ellen.