Friday, September 22, 2006

shower thoughts# 14

what the hell
is with the saying "night night sleep tight"
first of all
why say night twice? whats the point? are you on crack? do you have a speech inpediment?
why?
why?
WHY?
what the hell! you're wasting valuable speech...ness by saying it twice, you could be using the energy you used to say that extra night
you could be using it to say something so much more useful, like
pass the food
or
help, i am being attacked by ivan milat who is on a killing rampage
seriously
and the other thing
sleep tight??
SLEEP TIGHT??
what the hell does that even mean? sleep in a straight-jacket? sleep bound in your sheets? sleep tied tightly to the bedposts???
...
how kinky
but seriously
if anyone ever uses that saying in front of my ever again im going to smack their bottom even harder than i would like to smack mrs shiz's bottom when she pauses the movie in english AGAIN FOR LIKE THE TEN DILLIONTH TIME
and thats pretty darn hard

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

ARGH DAMN MRS SHIZ
"now ill pause it here for just a second..."

*stab*

ill night night sleep tight HER in a minute...

(i know that made no sense - ignore it.)