shower thoughts # 13

i had a thought just now in the shower

if theres a horse and it has no head and no legs and no arms and no mane or tail or anything, its just a cube shaped lump of...whatever horse is made out of (essence of horse?) with a brain and heart and some bones and hey lets chuck some blood in there too, is it an animal? because it cant really do much.
just...be.
like imagine trying to ride a horse like that.
would it even be called a horse? or would it be called a....furry-horse-like-log

wait
scratch that thought.
imagine riding a horse that had no head and no legs and was just the torse of the horse perched on top of four little hoovies.
and it had to like scuttle along the ground
like a crab
OHMIGOSH
i shall call it
the crorse!