but seriously though ONE comment in the last EIGHT posts? i get that its exams, but am i the only one not studying?
if this keeps up i may lose my muse for the blog industry
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Hey Spoon. I fooound your blog. I am amused like everyone else. The only person who comments on my blog is me. Maybe you can do that too. You can even create another journal and post comments to yourself from that pretending like you are someone else. Just like you can send SMS messages to yourself. Like, you store your number as someones elses name, and then send a message, and like, its SO cool, because you get the message you sent. So you can send a message saying how cool you are, and pretend someone else sent it to you. It makes you seem really popular when everyone is reading your messages. Not that i have tried it or anything... Umm. Hey Jacki ;) Can you tell im procrastinating so badly even though the two biggest hardest scariest exams are tomorrow? Yeah, did you notice? Did you also notice that the length of this comment is totally longer then your post? Maybe i can write a comment longer your last 8 posts. Then maybe you will feel spesh. Or like, maybe you will think I am a creepy insane stalker who lives just to kill you. With my spoon, who coincidentally also looks like a crazed tall old man with a parrot with an evil gleam in his eyes and a secret desire to take over the entire world. And ps. you totally know claire and i totally went to primary school and i was like woooah. Connections connections. Aren't you glad that somebody could steal your identity so quickly? Like I can come online and be like "Im jacki." and people would be like "Oh, yeah! you are" and then give me all your personal details. Actually i could just put a tracker into your computer. It will open up as soon as you read this comment. It will then track every keystroke you make and every webpage you visit so i will be able to steal all your money from your online banking service, and even watch the same porn that you watch, down to requesting which guy you want. You see how easy it would be for me to do this? And here you are, thinking that its just Ivan Milat, when like, there are probably hundreds of computer hackers all over the world bugging your computer and gaining all your access codes reading to make thier moves. The only difference between them and Ivan is that they are nerdy and afraid so they sit behind a computer screen rather then going out and doing the dirty work themselves. Either way, you are probably going to die. The only question is left is who is going to get to you faster? Ivan has to break out of jail, but the computer nerds also needed to develop a program that kills you over the computer, because they would probably wet themselves and run home to mummy if they even saw you. So, you have get a while to think about how you are going to fend off these attacks. Personally, i suggest stealing someone elses identity, and pushing them under a truck, and leave all you ID with that dead person so everyone thingks its you who is dead, so you can resume living your life as this other person who you aren't really but now are on account of the fact you have killed them and stolen their identity. But also in this situation, i'd advise not to kill ivan and steal his identity because a) you would have to spend the rest of your time in jail and b) he dances funny. And dont steal my identity either. Because i am always 8 steps in front of you. Thats right. Eight. Once this bug embeddes itself into your computer it will begin to predict your keystrokes before you even make them. Soon, I will be controlling your life with pointless mindgames and tricks. At this point you are probably not asking "Why?!" You are probably thinking Ohmigosh i totally thought Edie was a harmless civillian, but i will tell you why anyway. I do this, simply to add purpose to my life. Before I was so lost and confused. My life needed direction. Then i found hacking, fraud, intimidation of others and general misconduct. Suddenly, it was as if my whole life changed. Its amazing how I can live of the fear of another human being. It manifests itself and grows it a huge ball of furry emotion which i gobble up with instant glee. Now I have explained myself and my intentions, I shall leave you, to get on with your keystrokes. Just remember one thing, about this bug i have implanted: I will ALWAYS be watching you. Always.
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Hey Spoon.
I fooound your blog.
I am amused like everyone else.
The only person who comments on my blog is me.
Maybe you can do that too. You can even create another journal and post comments to yourself from that pretending like you are someone else.
Just like you can send SMS messages to yourself. Like, you store your number as someones elses name, and then send a message, and like, its SO cool, because you get the message you sent. So you can send a message saying how cool you are, and pretend someone else sent it to you. It makes you seem really popular when everyone is reading your messages.
Not that i have tried it or anything...
Umm. Hey Jacki ;)
Can you tell im procrastinating so badly even though the two biggest hardest scariest exams are tomorrow? Yeah, did you notice?
Did you also notice that the length of this comment is totally longer then your post?
Maybe i can write a comment longer your last 8 posts. Then maybe you will feel spesh. Or like, maybe you will think I am a creepy insane stalker who lives just to kill you.
With my spoon, who coincidentally also looks like a crazed tall old man with a parrot with an evil gleam in his eyes and a secret desire to take over the entire world.
And ps. you totally know claire and i totally went to primary school and i was like woooah. Connections connections. Aren't you glad that somebody could steal your identity so quickly?
Like I can come online and be like "Im jacki." and people would be like "Oh, yeah! you are" and then give me all your personal details. Actually i could just put a tracker into your computer. It will open up as soon as you read this comment. It will then track every keystroke you make and every webpage you visit so i will be able to steal all your money from your online banking service, and even watch the same porn that you watch, down to requesting which guy you want. You see how easy it would be for me to do this?
And here you are, thinking that its just Ivan Milat, when like, there are probably hundreds of computer hackers all over the world bugging your computer and gaining all your access codes reading to make thier moves. The only difference between them and Ivan is that they are nerdy and afraid so they sit behind a computer screen rather then going out and doing the dirty work themselves. Either way, you are probably going to die.
The only question is left is who is going to get to you faster? Ivan has to break out of jail, but the computer nerds also needed to develop a program that kills you over the computer, because they would probably wet themselves and run home to mummy if they even saw you. So, you have get a while to think about how you are going to fend off these attacks.
Personally, i suggest stealing someone elses identity, and pushing them under a truck, and leave all you ID with that dead person so everyone thingks its you who is dead, so you can resume living your life as this other person who you aren't really but now are on account of the fact you have killed them and stolen their identity. But also in this situation, i'd advise not to kill ivan and steal his identity because a) you would have to spend the rest of your time in jail and b) he dances funny.
And dont steal my identity either. Because i am always 8 steps in front of you. Thats right. Eight. Once this bug embeddes itself into your computer it will begin to predict your keystrokes before you even make them. Soon, I will be controlling your life with pointless mindgames and tricks.
At this point you are probably not asking "Why?!" You are probably thinking Ohmigosh i totally thought Edie was a harmless civillian, but i will tell you why anyway. I do this, simply to add purpose to my life. Before I was so lost and confused. My life needed direction. Then i found hacking, fraud, intimidation of others and general misconduct. Suddenly, it was as if my whole life changed. Its amazing how I can live of the fear of another human being. It manifests itself and grows it a huge ball of furry emotion which i gobble up with instant glee.
Now I have explained myself and my intentions, I shall leave you, to get on with your keystrokes.
Just remember one thing, about this bug i have implanted:
I will ALWAYS be watching you. Always.
SEAL IS COMING FOR YOU!
I hear she's after Sarah S-W too.
I hear you are.. WRONG!
No seriously, She's after both J and S
Look, moron. I thin i'd know, ok? She isnt after them. No shut up and go study bio and maths.
You're so CRUEL! *weeps and runs off sobbing*
And then. The world explodes.
And then the world exploded
And then it exploded
AGAIN.
Ho. Ho. Ho. I'm back. And it's not presents I have in my sack.
omigosh edie how do u come up w that crap...u r one derranged/sick child
Ha. Hey guys. :D
i love jacki.
who are the anon people?!
and daaaamn edie that comment was long
now we know where the double black went
Hey Jane. I didn't post as anonymous also. *shifty eyes* NOT edie.
Double black, how i love you so..
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