the little school bag of horrors

ok
screw all those other scary movies that are coming out at the moment.
ive got the real stuff.
ive got the stuff that will scare you so much you'll want to crawl back into the womb and never come out.
oh yeah

i cleaned out my schoolbag
contents included:

• 16 spoons
• 3 drinkbottles
• 4 newsletters from school
• a box of unopened staples
• a red candle
• 5 buttons
• a knife
• about a metre of aluminium foil
• a container of fish food
• 2 mandarins
• 2 apples
• 6 tupperware containers
• a packet of uneaten popcorn
• a packet of half eaten popcorn
• an open bottle of nailpolish
• a box of dress pins
• an eye mask
• a magnifying glass
• 2 brown-ish sandwiches
• 3 green sandwiches
• 5 black sandwiches
• part of a dress pattern
• a piece of grey furry material (???)
• one removable bra strap
• Jane Eyre (so thats where it went)
• half a bag of cotton balls
• a nail file
• one ipod earphone (only one. no cord. just the earbud bit. what the hell?)
• a broken cd
• 2 rubbers
• an unpicker
• one green shoe
• a greenwich sports club flag
• a red tie (???)

but the most disturbing thing i found?

• the crotch off a pair of stockings. seriously. like it had been cut out. no legs. just the stockvag

ohh what the hell