School You-Knee-Form

Just reading beths blog now and the argument about school uniform
first of all, we must solve jess's problem
second of all, i shouldnt have written first of all, because thats all im going to do.

BUT ANYWAY
jess, with the hole sox thing..is it that you actually think people who wear their sox up r (giggle) dare i say it..(giggle) SLUTS or r u just embarrased because of the name label your mum sewed onto the top of your socks (if that was the case, i think i just made it around 76 times worse...sorry giggle giggle)

BECAUSE if you are just embarrased about the whole label thing, i have devised a plan

all you have to do is get some money, and buy some socks and smuggle them into your house, hide them in the back of your draw, then put them on in the morning...this is how it will go

Jess: (walks out in Operation One Special Socks) Hello dearest mother
Mrs Jess's Mum: Hello dearest daughter. How be you this sparkling morn?
Jess: I am well, dearest mother...
Mrs Jess's Mum: I am joyous to hear of that. Now off to schoolio within yine
Jess: Of course, dearest mother...

(JESS WALKS OUT THE DOOR IN HER BRAND NEW NON-LABELED SOCKS, WHICH ARE PULLED UP)

of course, if it doesnt work, there may be consequences....

Jess: (walks out in Operation One Special Socks) Hi mum
Mrs Jess's Mum: (narrowing eyes) JESSICA ANN MORTON...are those your usual socks?
Jess: (sweating nervously) um...
Mrs Jess's Mum: GIVE ME THOSE (tears the socks off jess's feet, then runs into her bedroom and finds all the other socks, and stuffs them into the fire place, then turns around to stab jess with a lamb fork, but fortunately, Bates runs through the door and rescues his Fair Maiden)

Now, Jess, im not saying the bad one will be exactly like this.....



i mean, Bates might not come