I am so totally scarred for life
In history we are watchin this random old movie we have watched it over two lessons ok so here is what happened in LESSON NUMBER ONE:
missmunday: hey hey girls we are watchin a video today.
jacki: is it boring?
julia: whats the movie miss munday?
missmunday: view from a window, it is a spectacular entertainment factor girls, you will love it
(the movie begins)
jacki: (yawn) jess can i play with your watch?
jess: (shakes head)
(in the movie there is a character played by maggie smith and she comes onto the screen)
jacki: (screaming) oh mi gosh, its professor magonagal!!!!
missmunday: quiet jacki
juliaandjess: shh its maggie smith she is a wonderful actress
jacki: she has less wrinkles in this movie than harry potter
missmunday: quiet jacki
jess: dont make fun of her she is really good
jacki: i was only commenting
missmunday: quiet jacki
(later in the movie this guy kisses this girl)
jacki: (laughing) ha! hes like raping her
julia: (gives me dissaproving look)
missmunday: quiet jacki
yes well it pretty much continued like that until TODAY when my eyes were soiled because of the
HARD CORE NUDITY scenes in the movie (i bet missmunday just put them in there to scar me)
there was three old men running around naked, slapping each others bottoms (JULIA I AM SO NOT EXAGGERATING I DONT CARE THIS IS WHAT I SAW IF YOU DIDNT SEE IT YOU MUST JUST HAVE EYE FILTERS) and you saw everything
i think i need to go throw up now just the thought of it makes me shudder
(shudder)
(shudder)
(shudder)
Thursday, September 23, 2004
Wednesday, September 22, 2004
so not
Ok, so apparently our group is falling apart
I so do not see this
is it that:
A) I am just so unco in the social world of bitching and fights that our group is basically hanging by a thread and i didnt even notice any changes, as I was laughing the whole time and agrivating everyone so much because they thought i was so stupid not to notice, thus my forcing the group into even worse circumstances, without even realising it?
or
B) Our group is fine just a few people have, what do you people call it? oh yes, PNS or whatever, and arent exactly best friends at the moment, and so you all just made it up so you would have something to talk about without telling me, which of course got all of you a good laugh, but just left me in utter confusion?
BY THE WAY i so do not have a problem with people not telling me stuf, i mean if i was you i sure as hell wouldnt i mean, come on, its me we're talking about
meanwhile, i need to do a weewee
ciao
I so do not see this
is it that:
A) I am just so unco in the social world of bitching and fights that our group is basically hanging by a thread and i didnt even notice any changes, as I was laughing the whole time and agrivating everyone so much because they thought i was so stupid not to notice, thus my forcing the group into even worse circumstances, without even realising it?
or
B) Our group is fine just a few people have, what do you people call it? oh yes, PNS or whatever, and arent exactly best friends at the moment, and so you all just made it up so you would have something to talk about without telling me, which of course got all of you a good laugh, but just left me in utter confusion?
BY THE WAY i so do not have a problem with people not telling me stuf, i mean if i was you i sure as hell wouldnt i mean, come on, its me we're talking about
meanwhile, i need to do a weewee
ciao
Tuesday, September 21, 2004
tony tooth
ARRRRRGGGHHH THERE IS SOMETHING STUCK IN MY BRACES AND I CANT GET IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(IM NOT EVEN SURE IT IS FOOD)
who wants to come help me get it out? ;)
(IM NOT EVEN SURE IT IS FOOD)
who wants to come help me get it out? ;)
Monday, September 20, 2004
So im sitting here doing nothing, reading peoples blogs, whatever
when i realise i have this totally huge geography test tomorrow with Stoner, who already totally hates me (i have no idea why, my being a totally angelic angel and all) and who is going to hate me even more if i bomb out on this test
which I, quite conveniently have forgotten about until the last minute (this seems to happen alot).
So I look at my option thoughts.
So my first option thoughts are: just study tonight, cram, and it will all be ok
So my second option thoughts are: what am i TALKING about????!!! THERES NO WAY I CAN DO WELL IN THIS TEST NOW, OH BOTTOM BOTTOM BOTTOM
So my third option thoughts are: geo test tommorrow eh??.......meh
can you guess which one i picked?
(the third ones, duh)
when i realise i have this totally huge geography test tomorrow with Stoner, who already totally hates me (i have no idea why, my being a totally angelic angel and all) and who is going to hate me even more if i bomb out on this test
which I, quite conveniently have forgotten about until the last minute (this seems to happen alot).
So I look at my option thoughts.
So my first option thoughts are: just study tonight, cram, and it will all be ok
So my second option thoughts are: what am i TALKING about????!!! THERES NO WAY I CAN DO WELL IN THIS TEST NOW, OH BOTTOM BOTTOM BOTTOM
So my third option thoughts are: geo test tommorrow eh??.......meh
can you guess which one i picked?
(the third ones, duh)
Weird Words#3 - extraordinary
Ok, can I just say something about the word extraordinary?
ITS TOTALLY RETARDED!!!!
so heres the meaning:
Extraordinary: 1) beyond what is ordinary or usual
2) highly exeptional, remarkable
The first thing I noticed about the word was that you can divide it into two other words: Extra and Ordinary.
So, we all know that if something is Extra something, it is like especially that thing...like, if someone was Extra Annoying, then they are especially annoying, compared to everyone else...
get it?
and ordinary, is like, plain, boring, usual, common, whatever right??
so if something is extra-ordinary then that must mean it is especially plain, boring, usual and common, right???
SO WHY IS SOMETHING THAT IS EXTRAORDINARY SOMETHING THAT IS REMARKABLE, HIGHLY EXEPTIONAL, BEYOND WHAT IS ORDINARY, YADDA YADDA YADDA????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIDNT ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THIS???? I FEEL LIKE IM GOING CRAZY HERE!!!!!!!
oh, wait....thats normal
carry on
ITS TOTALLY RETARDED!!!!
so heres the meaning:
Extraordinary: 1) beyond what is ordinary or usual
2) highly exeptional, remarkable
The first thing I noticed about the word was that you can divide it into two other words: Extra and Ordinary.
So, we all know that if something is Extra something, it is like especially that thing...like, if someone was Extra Annoying, then they are especially annoying, compared to everyone else...
get it?
and ordinary, is like, plain, boring, usual, common, whatever right??
so if something is extra-ordinary then that must mean it is especially plain, boring, usual and common, right???
SO WHY IS SOMETHING THAT IS EXTRAORDINARY SOMETHING THAT IS REMARKABLE, HIGHLY EXEPTIONAL, BEYOND WHAT IS ORDINARY, YADDA YADDA YADDA????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIDNT ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THIS???? I FEEL LIKE IM GOING CRAZY HERE!!!!!!!
oh, wait....thats normal
carry on
Saturday, September 18, 2004
Gym Junkie
Gym is oh-so-fun these days
the most recent one went like this:
I walked down to the hall with Jessie-Bear, and then she realised she didnt have rowing, so she like, dissapeared off into the distance or something, and then i found Tegan, and we went looking for Anna, but we only got as far as the Clock Tower Thingy and i fell over (this happens alot)
And so then I just lay down on the ground, and Tegan was all 'lets go find anna' and i said id only go if she gave me a piggy-back, and well that wasnt going to happen, and then Suprise Suprise, out of nowhere comes Jess.
so me and tegan are sitting on the ground (well, Tegan was sitting, i was kind of in a demented jumbled heap) and then anna comes out and says she is too tired to go to gym, and she is going to call her mum to go home. and me and tegan are like NO and jess is like, Im Going Home, and we're like wateva, and then to stop anna leaving me and tegan tried to steal her bag and string it thru one of the basketball hoops, and we got the stealing part down, trouble is neither of us was tall enough to reach the basketball hoop.
So then Anna comes onto the basket ball hoop and she took her bag back and showed us some of the cabbage stuff she made in science (puke) and then she rang her mum and said she was going home.
so then we went and sat on the lawn, and that cat came across the road (you know the fat one that the librarian kicked)
and me and anna were like tegan go get the cat and tegans like no and where like go and shes like ok and so she goes and starts patting the Scary Cat.
so then tegans friend comes over and says the cats name is oscar
and then she left, and i went over to pat the cat with tegan, and we were laughing because its back like, throbbed every time we patted it (try it youll see) and then i realised, how could a boy cat be pregnant? because oscar is a boys name.
so then it was time for gym, and we said goodbye to anna and went inside
by this time me and tegan were on a full high, so we got these blue ribbon things, and tied them around ourselves, and gave one to Little Jackie and yelled out GO BLUE TEAM until ann screamed at us to take them off.
and walley was being The Gym Natzi, so she made us do all this excersise, so me and tegan just did it REALLY slowly (by this time, i was the only remaining member of the blue team)
and then we decided to make
A FAMILY TREE!!!!!!!
I was Tegans mother, and Little Jackie was Tegans father, and walley was my mother, and tegan was married to walley
even though it was slightly wrong, it was totally fun and i couldnt stop laughing (nothing weird there) and then started telling all these lame jokes, which i thought were extremely funny, but no one else did (nothing weird there either)
then it was time to make up the floor routine for the SPECIAL PRESENTATION NIGHT!!! yes thats right, and the music is from the lion king and we all have to pretend to be hyenas
and we have to do the same thing on beam
it is very scary
anyway, so then ann came over and commented that i was being weird, and walleys like, weirder than what? and that made me have another laughing fit, and then ann gave me this disgusted look, and i was like WHATEVER and then walleys like, do something so i walked away and tried to look all proffessional and then I tripped over the floor
how embarrasment
the most recent one went like this:
I walked down to the hall with Jessie-Bear, and then she realised she didnt have rowing, so she like, dissapeared off into the distance or something, and then i found Tegan, and we went looking for Anna, but we only got as far as the Clock Tower Thingy and i fell over (this happens alot)
And so then I just lay down on the ground, and Tegan was all 'lets go find anna' and i said id only go if she gave me a piggy-back, and well that wasnt going to happen, and then Suprise Suprise, out of nowhere comes Jess.
so me and tegan are sitting on the ground (well, Tegan was sitting, i was kind of in a demented jumbled heap) and then anna comes out and says she is too tired to go to gym, and she is going to call her mum to go home. and me and tegan are like NO and jess is like, Im Going Home, and we're like wateva, and then to stop anna leaving me and tegan tried to steal her bag and string it thru one of the basketball hoops, and we got the stealing part down, trouble is neither of us was tall enough to reach the basketball hoop.
So then Anna comes onto the basket ball hoop and she took her bag back and showed us some of the cabbage stuff she made in science (puke) and then she rang her mum and said she was going home.
so then we went and sat on the lawn, and that cat came across the road (you know the fat one that the librarian kicked)
and me and anna were like tegan go get the cat and tegans like no and where like go and shes like ok and so she goes and starts patting the Scary Cat.
so then tegans friend comes over and says the cats name is oscar
and then she left, and i went over to pat the cat with tegan, and we were laughing because its back like, throbbed every time we patted it (try it youll see) and then i realised, how could a boy cat be pregnant? because oscar is a boys name.
so then it was time for gym, and we said goodbye to anna and went inside
by this time me and tegan were on a full high, so we got these blue ribbon things, and tied them around ourselves, and gave one to Little Jackie and yelled out GO BLUE TEAM until ann screamed at us to take them off.
and walley was being The Gym Natzi, so she made us do all this excersise, so me and tegan just did it REALLY slowly (by this time, i was the only remaining member of the blue team)
and then we decided to make
A FAMILY TREE!!!!!!!
I was Tegans mother, and Little Jackie was Tegans father, and walley was my mother, and tegan was married to walley
even though it was slightly wrong, it was totally fun and i couldnt stop laughing (nothing weird there) and then started telling all these lame jokes, which i thought were extremely funny, but no one else did (nothing weird there either)
then it was time to make up the floor routine for the SPECIAL PRESENTATION NIGHT!!! yes thats right, and the music is from the lion king and we all have to pretend to be hyenas
and we have to do the same thing on beam
it is very scary
anyway, so then ann came over and commented that i was being weird, and walleys like, weirder than what? and that made me have another laughing fit, and then ann gave me this disgusted look, and i was like WHATEVER and then walleys like, do something so i walked away and tried to look all proffessional and then I tripped over the floor
how embarrasment
Thursday, September 16, 2004
Secret Identities (cough COUGH miss munday)
OH MY GOSH
i have just discovered something very important
get ready
MISS
MUNDAY
HAS
THE
SAME
STICKY TAPE
DISPENSER
AS
ME!
yes, I know. true, but very disturbing. this could mean that miss munday and i are...dare i say it?
related?
i mean, could she be like, my secret uncle or something?
mmm, lets see
Uncle Miss Munday...that has a nice ring to it.
but shhhh because she might not want anyone to know she is related to me
its a growing problem
i have just discovered something very important
get ready
MISS
MUNDAY
HAS
THE
SAME
STICKY TAPE
DISPENSER
AS
ME!
yes, I know. true, but very disturbing. this could mean that miss munday and i are...dare i say it?
related?
i mean, could she be like, my secret uncle or something?
mmm, lets see
Uncle Miss Munday...that has a nice ring to it.
but shhhh because she might not want anyone to know she is related to me
its a growing problem
Wednesday, September 15, 2004
School You-Knee-Form
Just reading beths blog now and the argument about school uniform
first of all, we must solve jess's problem
second of all, i shouldnt have written first of all, because thats all im going to do.
BUT ANYWAY
jess, with the hole sox thing..is it that you actually think people who wear their sox up r (giggle) dare i say it..(giggle) SLUTS or r u just embarrased because of the name label your mum sewed onto the top of your socks (if that was the case, i think i just made it around 76 times worse...sorry giggle giggle)
BECAUSE if you are just embarrased about the whole label thing, i have devised a plan
all you have to do is get some money, and buy some socks and smuggle them into your house, hide them in the back of your draw, then put them on in the morning...this is how it will go
Jess: (walks out in Operation One Special Socks) Hello dearest mother
Mrs Jess's Mum: Hello dearest daughter. How be you this sparkling morn?
Jess: I am well, dearest mother...
Mrs Jess's Mum: I am joyous to hear of that. Now off to schoolio within yine
Jess: Of course, dearest mother...
(JESS WALKS OUT THE DOOR IN HER BRAND NEW NON-LABELED SOCKS, WHICH ARE PULLED UP)
of course, if it doesnt work, there may be consequences....
Jess: (walks out in Operation One Special Socks) Hi mum
Mrs Jess's Mum: (narrowing eyes) JESSICA ANN MORTON...are those your usual socks?
Jess: (sweating nervously) um...
Mrs Jess's Mum: GIVE ME THOSE (tears the socks off jess's feet, then runs into her bedroom and finds all the other socks, and stuffs them into the fire place, then turns around to stab jess with a lamb fork, but fortunately, Bates runs through the door and rescues his Fair Maiden)
Now, Jess, im not saying the bad one will be exactly like this.....
i mean, Bates might not come
first of all, we must solve jess's problem
second of all, i shouldnt have written first of all, because thats all im going to do.
BUT ANYWAY
jess, with the hole sox thing..is it that you actually think people who wear their sox up r (giggle) dare i say it..(giggle) SLUTS or r u just embarrased because of the name label your mum sewed onto the top of your socks (if that was the case, i think i just made it around 76 times worse...sorry giggle giggle)
BECAUSE if you are just embarrased about the whole label thing, i have devised a plan
all you have to do is get some money, and buy some socks and smuggle them into your house, hide them in the back of your draw, then put them on in the morning...this is how it will go
Jess: (walks out in Operation One Special Socks) Hello dearest mother
Mrs Jess's Mum: Hello dearest daughter. How be you this sparkling morn?
Jess: I am well, dearest mother...
Mrs Jess's Mum: I am joyous to hear of that. Now off to schoolio within yine
Jess: Of course, dearest mother...
(JESS WALKS OUT THE DOOR IN HER BRAND NEW NON-LABELED SOCKS, WHICH ARE PULLED UP)
of course, if it doesnt work, there may be consequences....
Jess: (walks out in Operation One Special Socks) Hi mum
Mrs Jess's Mum: (narrowing eyes) JESSICA ANN MORTON...are those your usual socks?
Jess: (sweating nervously) um...
Mrs Jess's Mum: GIVE ME THOSE (tears the socks off jess's feet, then runs into her bedroom and finds all the other socks, and stuffs them into the fire place, then turns around to stab jess with a lamb fork, but fortunately, Bates runs through the door and rescues his Fair Maiden)
Now, Jess, im not saying the bad one will be exactly like this.....
i mean, Bates might not come
...
It really is extrodinary how many teachers i managed to piss off each day
i bet they're just jelous of my rugged good looks
or not, i guess
i bet they're just jelous of my rugged good looks
or not, i guess
Lorrie and the CheddarPops
As usual, me Krob and Lorry had to find some way to survive science today....
SO WE MADE A TOTALLY KIK-IN-THE-BOTTOM BAND BABY YEH!!
it started with me and krob singing, then lorry joined our somewhat not harmonising harmony, and thats when it all began...
THE PHENOMONON THAT IS....LORRIE AND THE CHEDDARPOPS
ok so at first Julia was our band manager, but she has some weirdo erotical obsession (jj) with the triangle, and we were like oh hell no, and now hermi is our manager
and first it was andre boccelli and the losers
then jacki and the losers
then lorri and the iams
then lorri and the ifeyes
AND NOW WE HAVE OUR NAME
so then we started to sing timeless classics, such as Catch a Falling Star, and Cheer Up Charlie, and we got all these pissed-off glances from like everyone else in the room
LAUREN AND JULIA IN PARTICULAR
but thats prob just coz they wanna be in our band so bad (LOL)
and yes yes yes that is my amazing story
SO WE MADE A TOTALLY KIK-IN-THE-BOTTOM BAND BABY YEH!!
it started with me and krob singing, then lorry joined our somewhat not harmonising harmony, and thats when it all began...
THE PHENOMONON THAT IS....LORRIE AND THE CHEDDARPOPS
ok so at first Julia was our band manager, but she has some weirdo erotical obsession (jj) with the triangle, and we were like oh hell no, and now hermi is our manager
and first it was andre boccelli and the losers
then jacki and the losers
then lorri and the iams
then lorri and the ifeyes
AND NOW WE HAVE OUR NAME
so then we started to sing timeless classics, such as Catch a Falling Star, and Cheer Up Charlie, and we got all these pissed-off glances from like everyone else in the room
LAUREN AND JULIA IN PARTICULAR
but thats prob just coz they wanna be in our band so bad (LOL)
and yes yes yes that is my amazing story
zuccini
So the day goes something like this:
Maths: Classroom full of students + mrs wilsons enourmous hair = smothered children
Science: pembos quiz suggestion + half of us running out the back door = pembo explodes
Civics: Beth + Jacki = Huge gets pissed
Geography: stoner + jacki hasnt done her homework for basically a semester = violent murder
drama: not bad
english: lord of the flies???? u get the picture
Maths: Classroom full of students + mrs wilsons enourmous hair = smothered children
Science: pembos quiz suggestion + half of us running out the back door = pembo explodes
Civics: Beth + Jacki = Huge gets pissed
Geography: stoner + jacki hasnt done her homework for basically a semester = violent murder
drama: not bad
english: lord of the flies???? u get the picture
Sunday, September 12, 2004
Suzie Highpants
I just realised i forgot to talk about Suzie Highpants
let me explain...
when we were at the gym comp, and we were waiting for vault, i looked over to floor, and there she was...suzie highpants
bom bom booooom
this girl with really long hair was practicly defying gravity with her bike pants.
As Spud said....
"whats the point in wearing pants if your gonna have them up that high?!"
But, if thats the way suzie wants to wear her pants, THEN THAT IS HOW SHE SHALL WEAR THY PANTALOONS, NOW DAMN IT!!!
shake it suzie...shake it like a polaroid picture
(who is wearing its pants up REALLY high)
let me explain...
when we were at the gym comp, and we were waiting for vault, i looked over to floor, and there she was...suzie highpants
bom bom booooom
this girl with really long hair was practicly defying gravity with her bike pants.
As Spud said....
"whats the point in wearing pants if your gonna have them up that high?!"
But, if thats the way suzie wants to wear her pants, THEN THAT IS HOW SHE SHALL WEAR THY PANTALOONS, NOW DAMN IT!!!
shake it suzie...shake it like a polaroid picture
(who is wearing its pants up REALLY high)
poo and wee
well well well
friday was completely weird, i had so much stuff in my bag that i coodnt possibly fit any more in, so now i have all this homework due tomoz that i cant do but i dont really care, my teachers can just DEAL WITH IT
i am in a very weird mood today i woke up at 6 and had calamari YES CALAMARI PEOPLE OH YES YES YES AND IT WAS OH SO GOOD
i was reading beths blog just now and laughing about her comments on laura
oh so amusing, yes yes yes it is true i think laura hates us, but i really dont mind because i like the colour of her nail polish
ahaha the gym comp was totally hilarious, walley was judging me on beam, and after i dismounted i did The Crazy Dance instead of presenting, and she got all pissy. aah walley looks so funny when she is pissy, and i started laughing which made her even more pissy, which looked even more funny, which made me laugh more, which made her even more pissy - i think you get the picture
then, on my second vault i did a front sumi instead of a handspring flat back and couldnt stop laughing it was very hilarious
but i totally blame this on st catherines since they dont have a vault mat, so u have to run on the floor, and it like jarrs your ankles, so i am going to go back there in the night and cut up their floor with an axe, just to prove
THEY CANT BRING ME DOWN DAMN IT!!!
friday was completely weird, i had so much stuff in my bag that i coodnt possibly fit any more in, so now i have all this homework due tomoz that i cant do but i dont really care, my teachers can just DEAL WITH IT
i am in a very weird mood today i woke up at 6 and had calamari YES CALAMARI PEOPLE OH YES YES YES AND IT WAS OH SO GOOD
i was reading beths blog just now and laughing about her comments on laura
oh so amusing, yes yes yes it is true i think laura hates us, but i really dont mind because i like the colour of her nail polish
ahaha the gym comp was totally hilarious, walley was judging me on beam, and after i dismounted i did The Crazy Dance instead of presenting, and she got all pissy. aah walley looks so funny when she is pissy, and i started laughing which made her even more pissy, which looked even more funny, which made me laugh more, which made her even more pissy - i think you get the picture
then, on my second vault i did a front sumi instead of a handspring flat back and couldnt stop laughing it was very hilarious
but i totally blame this on st catherines since they dont have a vault mat, so u have to run on the floor, and it like jarrs your ankles, so i am going to go back there in the night and cut up their floor with an axe, just to prove
THEY CANT BRING ME DOWN DAMN IT!!!
Wednesday, September 08, 2004
Cannibal here I come
I've just had a thought...
Maybe this is just me, but I find it extremely amusing to make jokes about things that arent really funny at all.
Like cannabalism (is that how you spell it?)
I just find that whole thing really amusing...and im sure you will to after you have read my SUPER HILARIOUS EXTREMELY AMUSING JOKES ABOUT THINGS THAT ARENT FUNNY...IN THIS CASE CANNABALISM!!!! (is that how you spell it?)
Ok, so there was a family of cannibals, a mum, a dad and two sons. One day, the sons and the dad go hunting, and they find the most beautiful woman in the world. The dad says to his sons 'come on, lets catch her' and the sons say 'no dad, we cant eat her, she is the most beautiful woman in the world'. The dad gives his sons a funny look and says, no sons, we're not going to eat her, we're going to take her home and eat your mother.
AHHAHAHAHAH i dont really get this joke, i just think the whole we're-going-to-eat-your-mother thing is amusing.
What does a cannibal call a phone book? A MENU!!!
BA-DOOM-CHA!!!!
and if your not laughing at these, then i suggest you take a train-trip to one of the other blog-links i have on my blog, as these are much more MATURE and you would probably benefit from them more.
I dont care, ill just stay here and laugh by myself.
Maybe this is just me, but I find it extremely amusing to make jokes about things that arent really funny at all.
Like cannabalism (is that how you spell it?)
I just find that whole thing really amusing...and im sure you will to after you have read my SUPER HILARIOUS EXTREMELY AMUSING JOKES ABOUT THINGS THAT ARENT FUNNY...IN THIS CASE CANNABALISM!!!! (is that how you spell it?)
Ok, so there was a family of cannibals, a mum, a dad and two sons. One day, the sons and the dad go hunting, and they find the most beautiful woman in the world. The dad says to his sons 'come on, lets catch her' and the sons say 'no dad, we cant eat her, she is the most beautiful woman in the world'. The dad gives his sons a funny look and says, no sons, we're not going to eat her, we're going to take her home and eat your mother.
AHHAHAHAHAH i dont really get this joke, i just think the whole we're-going-to-eat-your-mother thing is amusing.
What does a cannibal call a phone book? A MENU!!!
BA-DOOM-CHA!!!!
and if your not laughing at these, then i suggest you take a train-trip to one of the other blog-links i have on my blog, as these are much more MATURE and you would probably benefit from them more.
I dont care, ill just stay here and laugh by myself.
Julias Testimony
Hey Krobi-Poo
Julia says Lauren stole the trangie thing
BTW can someone plz help me i dont know how to say that word
Is is trannia?
Trangia?
Terangia?
Tarantula?
Tanagula?
Terrannia?
Tarangila?
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP OTHERWISE THE CONSEQUENCES COULD BE FATAL!!!!!
Julia says Lauren stole the trangie thing
BTW can someone plz help me i dont know how to say that word
Is is trannia?
Trangia?
Terangia?
Tarantula?
Tanagula?
Terrannia?
Tarangila?
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP OTHERWISE THE CONSEQUENCES COULD BE FATAL!!!!!
Tuesday, September 07, 2004
Who the hell are you??
I've just had a thought...
sometimes, there might be people coming onto my blog who dont know who (or what) I am...
and I cant really say I know myself, but I CAN type down everything I do know.
JACKI (me)
Jacki is crazy
Jacki like lots of things that no one else likes
Jacki will never grow up
Jacki laughs almost as much as she talks
Jacki makes lame jokes
Jacki copies other peoples good jokes
Jacki has E.I.S (Extreme Immature Syndrome)
Jacki is weird
Jacki tries to make people laugh all the time, and her jokes are so lame and she starts to laugh at herself and then people laugh, not at her joke, but at her
Jacki has to make everything into a joke before she can understand it
Jacki is being left behind in a 'childs world' according to beth, but she doesnt care
Jacki isnt very smart because she spends all her time laughing
Jacki has a large mouth because she spends all her time laughing
Jacki laughs at things that are funny
Jacki laughs at things that arent funny
Jacki is laughing right now
Jacki is confused by serious matters
Jacki gets left behind because everyone else is growing up
Jacki loves food
Jacki loves sitting next to Mel in Maths and playing with Beryl
Jacki loves sitting with Lauren in Science and asking her the answers
Jacki loves sitting with Beth in CCG and laughing at Huge
Jacki loves sitting with Sarah in English and complaining about Lord of the Flies
Jacki loves sitting with Hannah in CCH and laughing at Mitchy
Jacki loves sitting with Kiera in PD and annoying Kiera with her giggling
Jacki loves sitting with Julia in CS and sharing her Bible
Jacki loves sitting with Jess in History and distracting her
Jacki loves sitting with Gemma at recess
Jacki loves sitting with kc ANYTIME HA KC I COMMENTED ABOUT YOU
Jacki loves sitting with Sarah, Bubs and Anna at lunch when everyone else leaves.
JACKI IS CRAZY AND IMMATURE AND STUPID AND RANDOM AND MAKES A FOOL OF HERSELF BUT DOESNT CARE AND IS GOING TO RUN AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER NOW TO GET MORE ICECREAM.
well I hope that made you less confused
It made me more confused
oh well
sometimes, there might be people coming onto my blog who dont know who (or what) I am...
and I cant really say I know myself, but I CAN type down everything I do know.
JACKI (me)
Jacki is crazy
Jacki like lots of things that no one else likes
Jacki will never grow up
Jacki laughs almost as much as she talks
Jacki makes lame jokes
Jacki copies other peoples good jokes
Jacki has E.I.S (Extreme Immature Syndrome)
Jacki is weird
Jacki tries to make people laugh all the time, and her jokes are so lame and she starts to laugh at herself and then people laugh, not at her joke, but at her
Jacki has to make everything into a joke before she can understand it
Jacki is being left behind in a 'childs world' according to beth, but she doesnt care
Jacki isnt very smart because she spends all her time laughing
Jacki has a large mouth because she spends all her time laughing
Jacki laughs at things that are funny
Jacki laughs at things that arent funny
Jacki is laughing right now
Jacki is confused by serious matters
Jacki gets left behind because everyone else is growing up
Jacki loves food
Jacki loves sitting next to Mel in Maths and playing with Beryl
Jacki loves sitting with Lauren in Science and asking her the answers
Jacki loves sitting with Beth in CCG and laughing at Huge
Jacki loves sitting with Sarah in English and complaining about Lord of the Flies
Jacki loves sitting with Hannah in CCH and laughing at Mitchy
Jacki loves sitting with Kiera in PD and annoying Kiera with her giggling
Jacki loves sitting with Julia in CS and sharing her Bible
Jacki loves sitting with Jess in History and distracting her
Jacki loves sitting with Gemma at recess
Jacki loves sitting with kc ANYTIME HA KC I COMMENTED ABOUT YOU
Jacki loves sitting with Sarah, Bubs and Anna at lunch when everyone else leaves.
JACKI IS CRAZY AND IMMATURE AND STUPID AND RANDOM AND MAKES A FOOL OF HERSELF BUT DOESNT CARE AND IS GOING TO RUN AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER NOW TO GET MORE ICECREAM.
well I hope that made you less confused
It made me more confused
oh well
Friendly Frank
I just noticed that like EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD (actually only two people) have been doing this thing on their blog where they talk about all their friends...AND I CANT BE BOTHERED TO.
The battle for bread
| When I got out of the shower, i went downstairs to see wat my mum was cooking for dinner, and there were bread roles on the table
YES PEOPLE THATS RIGHT, THATS RIGHT, BREAD ROLES, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!! anyway, they were all the same, except this one that looked really good, like better than all the others. and im like, i bags that one, and wait, get this, my dad is like, no thats my bread role. AND SO IT IS, MY DAD AND I MUST BATTLE TO THE DEATH FOR OWNERSHIP OF THE BREAD ROLE...JUST LIKE ORLANDO BLOOM AND THAT RANDOM UGLY GUY FIGHT FOR OWNERSHIP OF HELEN IN THE MOVIE TROY... anyway, so cathe decided that she would be like a quiz-master person, and ask questions, and first one to five points wins... QUESTION ONE: what time is it? Dad: 6:05 (wrong) Jacki: 5:51 (right) QUESTION TWO: what is Grandma's safety program called? Dad: Safety Program (wrong) Jacki: Something Spot? (wrong) QUESTION THREE: what is on the back of the nutrigrain box? Dad: Pictures of nutrigran (wrong) Jacki: Pictures of sports people and like random words (half a point) QUESTION THREE: how many pictures are on top of the piano? Dad: five (wrong) Jacki: seven (right) QUESTION FOUR: what colours are the small kitchen tiles around the stove? Dad: rainbow (wrong) Jacki: orange, purple, yellow, turqoise (right) QUESTION FIVE: what vegetables are we having for dinner? Dad: corn...and, uh...(wrong) Jacki: snowpeas, beans and carrots (right) QUESTION SIX: how far did Jacki walk in total this weekend? Dad: 21.5 km (wrong) Jacki: 20.2 km (right) so yes yes yes, i got the bread role so haha dad i enjoyed it very much thankyou. |
THAT DAMN RAVINE!!!!
| OMIGOSH like we just got back from DofE i am completely DEAD i so dont think i am going to be able to compete on friday coz i have these completely MONSTROUS blisters on my feet, and i cant walk so i have to crawl everywhere, and although degrading for me, i can see how this is hilarious for the rest of my family...
I guess it was kind of fun, despite the excercise, how wet it was, my only having one jumper, the blisters, the high mountains, everyone like killing themselves in that ravine, the mornings, my crappy dinner, mum like packing me 12 kgs of food alone, the smell of the toilets drifting downwind to our tent, our frost-bitten fingers, julias dehydration, the dissapearance of our super-shiny TranniaThingy, the missing pot, the crankiness, the cold, the heat, the rain, us turning into a tribe of savages and the whole not-having-a-mat-and-so-having-to-use-a-garbage-bag-instead thing. |
Besides, the ppl hu didnt go are so totally NOT IN on the in-jokes, like how i am Simon ahahahahahaha
....wait i just had a thought...
that jokes really on me isnt it???
damn.
Thursday, September 02, 2004
Its a cows eye
Hey i just heard that maybe we are dissecting an eye today or tommorrow in science
i have always lived doing that, ever since me and krob chased ali around with a mutilated chicken wing in year seven....
ahhhhh the memories are fond.
i have always lived doing that, ever since me and krob chased ali around with a mutilated chicken wing in year seven....
ahhhhh the memories are fond.
coolness and intuition
Ok, i was just reading Beths blog now and i noticed that she said she and mel left the bin game due to their coolness and intuition
which is all well and good, but
ISNT ANYONE GOING TO STAY IMMATURE WITH ME?
i mean, seriously...
its alot more fun
which is all well and good, but
ISNT ANYONE GOING TO STAY IMMATURE WITH ME?
i mean, seriously...
its alot more fun
Im stuck in this old era
I just noticed that everyone seems to change except me....
My school friends have changed so much...actually i also just noticed how different my roseville friends are from my greenwich friends...like in yr 6 they were all like me, but now they are...
MATURE which of course is the complete opposite of me, and im getting left behind.
like when lexi brought lucy to our netball game this year, i hadnt seen her for ages, and so i was talking to her, and she said ohmigosh your still exactly the same.
which i guess i am...i still like to do all the stuff that they think is immature.
woah that is way to complicated for me...i think ill just stay the same thankyou very much.
besides, how are you supposed to have embarrasing moments if you spend all your time trying to look and act mature?
My school friends have changed so much...actually i also just noticed how different my roseville friends are from my greenwich friends...like in yr 6 they were all like me, but now they are...
MATURE which of course is the complete opposite of me, and im getting left behind.
like when lexi brought lucy to our netball game this year, i hadnt seen her for ages, and so i was talking to her, and she said ohmigosh your still exactly the same.
which i guess i am...i still like to do all the stuff that they think is immature.
woah that is way to complicated for me...i think ill just stay the same thankyou very much.
besides, how are you supposed to have embarrasing moments if you spend all your time trying to look and act mature?
I hate stockings
I am really annoyed right now because i cant seem to get the colour of stockings right!
First I had nice normal grey ones right? Then after one wash they went all beige and stripey.
So then i bought some new ones, which turned out to be pink. Then i had purple. Then i had brown, and now i have a cross between like black and a chocolatey colour.
Oh well, in like a week and two days there will be no more stockings for meeeeeeeeeee....
well at least until next year
First I had nice normal grey ones right? Then after one wash they went all beige and stripey.
So then i bought some new ones, which turned out to be pink. Then i had purple. Then i had brown, and now i have a cross between like black and a chocolatey colour.
Oh well, in like a week and two days there will be no more stockings for meeeeeeeeeee....
well at least until next year
Wednesday, September 01, 2004
inspired by mel
Ok so i was just reading mels blog, and she did this thing on all her friends, and i decided to do something similar, except not really, i am just going to do my favourite foods.
frozen peas - ok now i know some of you will agree with me on this (like hannah) and yes yes yes it is totally yummy and NOT gross i mean, come on the only difference between this and normal peas is, normal peas have been in some water
frozen chips - not many people i know do this, but still, it is still yum, except they are kind of hard to swallow
spaghetti - who doesnt like this?
non-cooked maggie noodles - yes, i do know alot of people who do like this, but also alot of people who dont.
xplogos - THESE ARE POSSIBLY THE MOST YUMMIEST THINGS YOU CAN EAT OUT OF A TUB
calamari - ohhhhh yeh
tomato sauce - this is good by itself, and also on bread
YES YES YES SO DONT DELAY IN TRYING THESE FOR YOURSELF
though i doubt you will because most of them sound completely weird like me
frozen peas - ok now i know some of you will agree with me on this (like hannah) and yes yes yes it is totally yummy and NOT gross i mean, come on the only difference between this and normal peas is, normal peas have been in some water
frozen chips - not many people i know do this, but still, it is still yum, except they are kind of hard to swallow
spaghetti - who doesnt like this?
non-cooked maggie noodles - yes, i do know alot of people who do like this, but also alot of people who dont.
xplogos - THESE ARE POSSIBLY THE MOST YUMMIEST THINGS YOU CAN EAT OUT OF A TUB
calamari - ohhhhh yeh
tomato sauce - this is good by itself, and also on bread
YES YES YES SO DONT DELAY IN TRYING THESE FOR YOURSELF
though i doubt you will because most of them sound completely weird like me
Lay off spongy beff
Hey Beff, i just read your blog and NO WAY IS SPONGEBOB LAME
its is so not a sad show and i can totally relate to spongbob, since i live under the sea in a a pineapple house and my best friends are a mentally challenged pink starfish wearing board shorts and a grumpy squid-man with 8 legs.
its is so not a sad show and i can totally relate to spongbob, since i live under the sea in a a pineapple house and my best friends are a mentally challenged pink starfish wearing board shorts and a grumpy squid-man with 8 legs.
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