i just had to write a correction to my blog entitled 'jessica ann morton healy q'
it seems that jess didnt actually fall down while carrying a rowing boat and start choking on her tounge
no no, she didnt
no, she was drinking water and then she started choking on the water. then she started hyperventilating. then she fainted. THEN she swallowed her tounge.
you're right jess. this version is MUCH less embarrasing