i fail ancient

basically the only thing i learnt which was even remotely related to schoolwork today was that for the last two years ive been spelling tuthankamen wrong.
whatever.

so i decided to compile a list of the many varied (and completely useless) things i actually DID learn today:

• the tuthankamen thing.
• its hard to balance a laptop on your lap in the car, drink a bottle of coke and write your history extension major work at the same time.
• watching your dog attempt to lick an icecube off the floor can result in hours of entertainment.
• its probably not a good idea to lick the knife clean. especially when its a steak knife.
• nailpolish doesn't taste good.
• no matter how hard you concentrate, you wont be able to change the channel with your mind. get up and find the remote.
• its best to ignore the collosal amount of hair at the bottom of the shower.
• wentworth miller doesnt have a myspace.
• the most intensely painful feeling in the world is getting nailpolish remover in your eye.
• freddie prince jr looks terrible with blonde hair
• i have the attention span of a foetus