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The Pad Ad
So. the pad ad.
we all know it. the one with some girl trying to squeeze herself into the smallest size of every piece of clothing she owns. you know. the jeans. the shirt. the boots. then she gets her boyfriend to "grab her a pad" out of the draw.
ok. OK
WHAT???!!!!
first of all...WHATS WITH THE PAD BEING IN THE DRAW? why would it be in the bedroom next to the tv??? it should be IN THE BATHROOM, IN A DRAW, UNDER A FERAL OLD HAIRBRUSH where NO ONE ON EARTH has to look at it.
second of all...what is the pad doing already unwrapped? doesnt the lady know how unhygenic that is? it makes me want to vomit. shes going to get toxic shock syndrome and DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH BECAUSE SHE LEFT HER FILTHY PAD UNWRAPPED IN THE DRAW WHERE HER BOYFRIEND CAN LOOK AT IT AND PLAY WITH IT!!!!

and lastly...WHY WOULD SHE WASTE HER TIME EXPLAINING TO HER BOYFRIEND WHICH TYPE OF PAD SHE SHOULD USE WHEN...
A) he doesnt care
B) he doesnt need to know
C) she is probably LEAKING all OVER THE PLACE
so.
soo.
an explanation?
the boyfriend is a woman. disguised as a man. but not very well.