Saturday, October 07, 2006

jennifer lopez sucks

yeah
yeah
u no what i just realised?
why does ANYBODY like jennifer lopez?
i mean, seriously, why?
why why why?
her songs SUCK. seriously. she sucks. sucks hairy porn star balls.
listen to this:
Play, come on
Play that song
Play it all night long
Just turn it up and turn me on
Play, come on dj
Play that song
You that it turns me on
Just turn it up and turn me on
OHMIGOSH
JENNIFER LOPEZ, YOU GENIUS!!!
who would have ever thought that song and long ryhme? thats the best thing ive ever heard in my life!
oh but wait, it gets better!
the last two lines - when you ryhmed on with on?
GENIUS!!!
except
that
YOU SUCK HAIRY BALLS
seriously even i, without a single creative bone in my creative-less body could thing of something better than that
so, jennifer lopez, go die in a whole filled with award for making the crappest songs in the world because they are so crap
yes
yes yes yes
that is all

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Interesting comments there Jacki! However, 'hole' as in what you are referring to is spelt as above not 'whole'!. By the way you said you would ring me for my birthday and you didn't and neither did your sister actually come to think about it. Do something about it!
alex

Jacki Trew... said...

holy crap that is just a travesty
a blog in your name i shall make!!