Alex - a dedication

well this is basically a dedication to alex who is the coolest ever!!! because i forgot to call her on her birthday even though i probably shouldnt have on account of the time she bullied me with my stupid sister for like 10 hours on the way to the mall and ate lollies in front of me and kept changing the radio station whenever i said i liked the song and dropped me off on the side of a highway and told me to walk the rest of the way when she and catherine got bored of me

but still despite these things she is the coolest bum ever who i shall maul next time i see her becoz of the whole forgetting-of-birthday thing
and you better enjoy it alex
and you better maul be back
and it will be oh-so-enjoyable, almost as enjoyable as the time you spend mocking me and my blog, which i know you secretly love, otherwise why would you read it?
you know im right baby

and so, in a loving tribute to you, alex, alex k, k-dog, doggy-dog, kerrmeister, the kerr, k-shiz, alex nizzle, nizzle kerrizzle, whatever whatever, i present...

Alex - A Dedication

oh alex, with hair so orange, orange like fire

you're the best, im not a liar

forgive me for forgetting the day of your birth

you are so much hotter than colin firth (that was for you lauren)

oh alex, with boots so black

i stuck up your photo with a thumb-tack

it was so hot, as hot as the night

and i hope that we shall never fight

oh alex, who reads my blog

you look nothing like a frog

lets go for a jog

and then we can wash a hog

that smells like a bog

...in the toilet

the end