So in other exciting news, I am now the owner of a brand new Sony Vaio E Series laptop.
Internal Memory: 4GB
And before you say anything, I know what you're thinking. A new laptop? Jacki? Jacki Trew? Is this really the best idea? Do I really not recall how many laptops/desktops/hard drives/portable hard drives/hair straighteners/hair curlers/DVD players/iPods/iPhones/Other mobile phones/Foxtel Box Tops/USBs/household pet microchips etc I have destroyed in the past?
Yes, I remember. Thank you. And at the same time, fuck off. Here is my theory:
I have screwed up a lot of technology in the past. Laptops and desktops, inevitable. Hair straighteners, unfortunate. Household pet microchips, regrettable. But while it's easy to just write me off as a part-alien destroyer of electronics, sent here from the future to end planet Earth one iPhone at a time...you should know that there are some fancy gadgets I haven't yet ruined - and the ones that still survive all have something in common. They have all been gifts from Fiance.
My iPad? A gift from Fiance.
My DJ-Standard headphones? A gift from Fiance.
My iPhone? Well...technically not a gift from Fiance. But when the home button broke and Siri kept activating every 6.5 seconds, it was Fiance who took it to the Apple store for replacement.
And the brand new Sony Vaio E Series laptop? A gift from Fiance.
So I am convinced. Never mind that the main basis of this theory is that Fiance will leave me to become a crazy lonesome cat woman forever should I ruin my new computer. I AM CONVINCED.