Because the idea of actually writing a Valentine's Day post on Valentine's Day was simply too depressing for consideration, here is my annual 'I Hate Love' blog, 2 days after the fact. Oh, and don't get your knickers in a knot - I don't really hate love. Just everyone in it.
Happy Valentine's Day, assholes!
I've always hated Valentine's Day. And I mean always. And before you say it - no. It has nothing to do with me being almost 21 and totally alone. I know this because I started labelling Cupid's "holiday" a crock of shit years ago - way before I grew up and died on the inside.