things you learn by watching the first seasons of Bones, Prison Break and Heroes within a 72 hour period

• Actors should really stick to one accent. Especially when they have a habbit of switching between Indian and British
• No matter how hard you try, your cat will not sit down and watch TV with you
• Heroes made alot more sense back in Season 1 when everyone was in the same time period
• Prison Break made alot more sense back in Season 1 when the only storylines that mattered was Lincoln escaping and Michael hooking up with Sara
• Bones never made sense (mostly due to the technical jargon)
• Subtitles are great for those times when you're eating cereal and you cant hear the TV over the sound of your own chewing
• Wentworth appears shirtless 9 times in 22 episodes
• Never be friends with someone who names themselves after a brand of clocks
• Opening credits are alot less fun when there arent any words to sing along to
• Dont try to invent your own lyrics for wordless-opening-credit-sequences. It only ends badly
• Heroes should only be watched while consuming large amounts of special K and Red Bull

and finally, the one thing you will learn by watching the first seasons of Bones, Prison Break and Heroes within a 72 hour period is that yes, yes everyone you know will think you are absolutely pathetic.

But its 100% worth it.