This is Nala hiding from Oscar in my pantry

Nala again again again

Nala again again

Nala again

Nala my kitten

aaaaah good times

Mmmm holidays are oh-so-fun

today was yeehaa (this is my new word for fun) me, ali and krobi went to westfield and bummed around, gemma was going to come but she bailed after ringing up on alecambuls foneyfonefone and asking me why i wasnt at gym coz i SO cood not be bothered to go

so anywayz, then we went to targey and had sum lollies and found the COOLEST CARD IN THE WORLD which was one of those ones that sings when you open it
so it was for Congratulations You've Had A Baby Boy, and yes yes guess what? when you open it it sings (in the coolest voice):
"Isnt it lovely? Isnt it wonderful? Isnt it lovely? Isnt it wonderful?"
AND if that isnt xciting enough for you, THEN we went and tried on all the cool shoes, and then we ran away from krob coz she was chasing us with the crazy card

so when we ran away we ended up in this place with all the bikes n stuff and a SWINGING CHAIR which we swinged on YES YES YES aaaand then we played with some bouncy balls and then i rode this random bike, and then we found some skateboards and rode up and down target in them

so then we had to go toily, so we went toily and then bought some food and then bought an icecream and then went to the chase and looked in TightRope

AND THIS IS THE MOST XCITING BIT SO LISTEN UP UP UP!!!!
so then we went to Kmart just to look around and WE FOUND THE DVD OF ONCE UPON A FOREST WHICH IS THE BEST MOVIE IN THE WORLD ONLY LIKE NO ONE HAS HEARD OF IT AND ME ALI AND KIERA ALL SAW IT WHEN WE WERE LITTLE AND WE LOVE IT SO SO SO MUCH!!!

and then we found these TOTALLY cool slippers and krob got some purple ones and i got some pink ones and ali is going to get some white ones, and then we r going to swap one each so we have different coloured ones, AND then we r going to have the ONCE UPON A FOREST DVD PARTY and wear them!!!

so then Krob had to go, so me and ali went back to target and played with the card again and then played the car-seat game where you sit in the BabyCarSeat and fall backwards and then this lady came and yelled at us

AND THAT IS THE END OF MY DAY i think it has been the best day so far in my holidays it was so totally yeehaa

mmmmmm, steak

yes yes yes
blogs are so weird

ahahaha

I just discovered the coolest phrase in the world
maybe even better than Gristle
ok ok ok

ahahhaha
ahahahhahahahha
ahahahahahhahahahha
i cant stop laughing

buttock-cranium
aahhahaha
ahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhaa

get it?
ahahahaha

its like butt-skull, except BETTER

ahahahahahhaha

AS you may have heard on a recent blog of mine, my ears have yet again become subject to a phrase which they do not understand...

which is completely NOT uncommon, but i dont care

poooooooooooooooooo and weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah toiily toily toiyly toitrehksdHfkljsagfl iuSGDFVLSGDFILUsfedlgsdfkjsgfiuWEGF DUHFKShdf

eh hem, now back to what i was saying...

when we were at the beach, i put sunblock on AND then i realised that my shouldies were looking a little, hmmm, sunkissed shall we say?

and julia noticed as well
so julia goes 'my gollygollygoodness, your shouldies are looking a little roasteeded'
and so i goes 'butty, iven putten thine sunblocken onnen!'
and so julia goes 'oh my. thine sunblocken only workens iffy you put somethingy on over ity, youen silly pork!'

ok

WHAT!!! WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME THIS?! STUPID SUNBLOCK!! HERES ME THINKING I CAN PUT SUNBLOCK ON AND BE PROTECTED FROM THE HARSHY RAYS OF THE SUN, BUT OOOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT TURNS OUT THE SUNBLOCK HAS TO GO AND MAKE ITSELF NOT WORK UNLESS YOU PUT SOMETHING OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

which completely defeats the purpose if you ask me

so anyway, i didnt hear this from SunblockSam (aka Julia) until AFTER i had been lying in the warmy sun sun sun, so now my entire back is burnt, while my front is not

AND i have those annoying 'strap marks' LaurenLaurenLauren was talking about

has anyone seen that episode of friends when ross tries to get a fake tan and he accidentally gets FakeTanSprayed eight times, all on the front??

chichichi CHA

Wow

wow

wow

I am sunburnt
ahaha well it was bound to happen EVEN THOUGH I PUT SUNBLOCK ON

i am so confused
Julia said to me at the beach 'sunblock doesnt help'
i says to julia i says 'then why did i put it on?'
she says 'it only works if you put it on and then put something on over it...

WHAT???!!!!!

im going to make something of this

Gristle is the coolest word in the world

ive invented a word people!!!!

ok ok ok ok ok so u know the word kankle? how its like when the bottom-leggy-bit just goes straight into the foot? well i noticed that this can also happen with the bottom-army-bit, and it just goes straight into the hand...

so, based on the word kankle, i have invented another word for this 'body part'

well, the last bit of kankle is 'ankle' which is the bit that is missing, so the last part of my word has to be 'wrist'...

but where do i get the first letter from? i dont know where the 'k' in kankle comes from...

DAMMIT ITS SO CONFUSING!!!
um um um
um
um um

so, well i guess i should get a group of all the letter that you can put in front of the word wrist without it sounding completely retarded

wait, maybe i want it to sound retarded, i mean kankle sounds pretty retarded...

NO!!! SHUT UP BRAIN!!!
ok lets see....
a, yes that works
e
g

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i so cant be bothered to do this, ok im going to choose a letter from random

how aaaaabbbboooouuuuuttttt....................g?
ok gggggggggggg yes yes yes that is indeedy coollieo

gwrist....mmm that doesnt look gross enough....

grist....mmmm

gristle...PERFECT!!!

ok ok ok gristle is the new word for when your bottom-army-bit just goes straight into your hand


GRISTLE

read me

I have just come across some important and interesting translations
im sure they will come in handy

eu acredito que você tem molhado seus pantaloons - I believe you have wet your pantaloons(portuguese)

Tamagotchis oscilará siempre nuestros mundos!!! - Tamagotchis will always rock our worlds!!!(spanish)

Κανένα μέλι, εσείς poo στην τουαλέτα - No honey, you poo in the toilet (greek)

genera l'asino!!! - Mothers ass!!! (italian)

Aaah, этот соус фасоли шевелит в моих кишечниках - Aaah, this beans sauce is stirring in my bowels (russian)

Bitte setzen Sie nicht Ihren Kleberstock innen dort - Please do not put your glue stick in there (german)

You're un sac de merde - You're a bag of crap (french)

googookachoo

i am a HappyCamper
even tho i havent been doing any camping...thats not the point


actually i dont think i have a point

haha, oh wait, i never have a point

holidays are oh-so-fun
yes yes yes today i went to greet the Noumeans on their arrival

they all looked relatively sane, though the prospect of seeing me after a three hour plane trip seemed to bring a frightened look to some peoples faces

funny how that keeps happening


i am getting my cat tomorrow aalalalalalalalalala be excited for me

cookamunga